I found
this thread over on GLP. It's pretty funny.
Zeta P on GLP wrote:Hello people of earth. After due deliberation we have decided to ditch Nancy. Man, that bitch made no sense at all. We´d be like, "hey Nance, tell them that we think there´s a huge big planetary type thing coming their way - might be a bit of a close thing, but we don´t know." And the next thing we knew, she´s got a website with all this stuff about a dark twin, and the elliptic and stuff we´d never heard of man. Crazy m´f*cker.
So, she´s out of the picture now cos ultimately it will save a lot of time. Anyway, here´s the timeline, please copy and paste this, then preserve for your records.
July 23rd: First big rocks start landing across Northern Hemisphere.
July 30th: Biggest rocks start to land doing some serious damage to your planet. Bad time to buy a new car.
August 10th: By now it will be apparent to almost everyone that something big is happening and there will be strange electrical charges in the air. George Bush will need special guidance at this time. Other strange phenomenon will arise - too weird to describe in words - but happily, all womens will disintegrate, so it´s not all bad . :glp_(93):
August 24th: Planet X (that was Nancy´s idea - we always called it the Deathball) will be clearly visible around your planet. Sea levels will rise due to gravitational pull, tsunami´s result. Sounds bad, but surfing opportunities peak at this time. Even inland you´ll be able to take up the sport.
September 10th: Pole shift. This is what always causes most of the hassle. People go temporarily insane due to the intense electromagnetic fields - Bush may try to stage another election, giving him presidency for life, around now. Vote Democrat this time.
By now, 35% of the population will be gone, but let´s be honest, you could use the space. After this things start to get better. The geography of Earth will be changed forever, and we can guarantee that Canada will be mostly lake. By Christmas you´ll all wonder what you talked about before the pole shift, and will begint to move to a higher spiritual plane - Pizza Hut instead of McDonalds - that kind of thing.
We hope to produce more specific details near the time. Until then - nano nano.
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