US gummit loses control of airborne mind-control device

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US gummit loses control of airborne mind-control device

Postby tubeswell » Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:21 pm

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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Re: US gummit loses control of airborne mind-control device

Postby Arneb » Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:57 pm

This is positively the most obscene flying object I've seen in my life. To think what kind of big fucky thing this bulge down below is hiding, ooooh. And it's been let loose? Oooooh.
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Re: US gummit loses control of airborne mind-control device

Postby Enzo » Thu Oct 29, 2015 5:11 am

In the event of surveillance lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical attention.


Somehow I am reminded of this:

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