Moon Landings/Kennedy Assassination Crossover

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Moon Landings/Kennedy Assassination Crossover

Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:12 pm

I was screwing around on the internet doing some serious work when I noticed this particular image from Google's street view in Dealy Plaza near where JFK was assassinated.


Look at the shadows cast by the lamppost and the flagpole. They are non-parallel!!!

I think this proves that Neil Armstrong was the man on the grassy knoll.
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Re: Moon Landings/Kennedy Assassination Crossover

Postby Lance » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:37 pm

And clearly the obvious multiple light sources prove the whole thing was staged by the CIA.
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Re: Moon Landings/Kennedy Assassination Crossover

Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:05 pm

Of course! They killed him in a studio and just made it look like he was killed in Dallas. It's all very clear, now!
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Re: Moon Landings/Kennedy Assassination Crossover

Postby Enzo » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:51 pm

SO was there just a single moon shot? Or were there several moon shots?
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Re: Moon Landings/Kennedy Assassination Crossover

Postby Lance » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:55 pm

And how many shooters?
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Re: Moon Landings/Kennedy Assassination Crossover

Postby Enzo » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:01 am

I just line them up on the bar, I don't count them.

Hey MM, have you presented this over at GLP?
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Re: Moon Landings/Kennedy Assassination Crossover

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:49 am

Kennedy and Armstrong are both Scottish names, and both had best friends called Aldrin.

Good catch MM Dandy,
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Re: Moon Landings/Kennedy Assassination Crossover

Postby Arneb » Sat Dec 12, 2015 11:40 am

Excellent work!
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