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Michael Jackson Conspiracy

Postby Lianachan » Mon Dec 14, 2015 4:45 pm

Stumbled across this site today, which would have us believe that Michael Jackson faked his own death and is alive and well, instead of buggering little boys in hell.

It features great evidence, such as:
lunatics wrote:Michael wanted his children to have their own private lives – away from Media. However, in the months preceding his ‘death’, Michael decided to ‘unveil’ his children to the world. Why now???


and

lunatics wrote:For the O2 Concert – Michael repeatedly said ‘This is it – the final curtain call’, as well as ‘See you in July’. Ding ding – just before July, Michael suddenly ‘died’.
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Re: Michael Jackson Conspiracy

Postby Lianachan » Mon Dec 14, 2015 4:49 pm

Actually, it looks like there are a quite bewildering number of websites about this.
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Re: Michael Jackson Conspiracy

Postby Lance » Mon Dec 14, 2015 6:47 pm

If I were going to fake my death, it would be AFTER I made the $50M from the tour I was about to begin.
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Re: Michael Jackson Conspiracy

Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:13 pm

He's with Elvis, now.
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Re: Michael Jackson Conspiracy

Postby Lance » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:21 pm

That's profound. Which ever side of the conspiracy you're on, it is true regardless.
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Re: Michael Jackson Conspiracy

Postby Lianachan » Tue Dec 15, 2015 4:08 pm

MM_Dandy wrote:He's with Elvis, now.


I love that film!
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