Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study finds

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Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study finds

Postby Lance » Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:51 am

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Re: Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study f

Postby Enzo » Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:33 am

It is a government program. Apparently space aliens have some allergens to humans, the chemtrails help prevent bad reactions in the human population.
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Re: Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study f

Postby MM_Dandy » Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:53 pm

In the comments (yes, I know, never read the comments, but I just can't help it:
cooldiscodon wrote:Lies! Lies! All LIES! Chemtrail lies, vaccine lies, homeopathy lies, and the biggest lies of all, atoms! That's right, ATOMS! Science has proven that atoms MAKE UP EVERYTHING!

I like the cut of his jib.
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Re: Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study f

Postby Enzo » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:07 pm

Jibs are made of ATOMS too.
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Re: Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study f

Postby MM_Dandy » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:16 pm

But cuts are the absence of atoms.
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Re: Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study f

Postby Enzo » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:40 pm

(snicker) he said "But cuts"...


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Re: Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study f

Postby Lance » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:18 am

MM_Dandy wrote:But cuts are the absence of atoms.

Or placing air atoms where skin atoms should be.
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