Dead Bigfoot Confirmed at Elephant Butte Lake, NM

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So I guess this mystery is finally solved. Sweet.

Dead Bigfoot Confirmed at Elephant Butte Lake, NM

ELEPHANT BUTTE LAKE, NM: The dead body of the elusive Sasquatch was recently discovered on a northern shore at Elephant Butte Lake on Wednesday by a camper and his wife. The campers, who wish to remain anonymous, are from Albuquerque, NM and have heard of the reports of recent sightings of the Bigfoot in the Monticello area at Elephant Butte Lake.
The campers described the creature as being between 8 and 8.5 feet tall, and between 600 to 800 pounds in weight Covered with black hair, and possessing broad, muscular shoulders. Slim waist. Long legs. Arms reaching the knees. Ape-like hands (no opposable thumb). Palms and base of feet hairless. Feet very large (18 to 24 inches long) with five toes.
The camper, an avid outdoorsman and hunter, told the Sierra County Sheriff Investigators that "I was skeptical about all the recent stories I heard of Bigfoot here at The Butte, but after actually seeing one in the flesh, it scared the hell out of me!" he admitted.
He did state to this reporter that the creature had a compound fracture of its right leg and cause of death may have been due to infection. We must also report that the remains were removed under tight security by the military to an undisclosed location.

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Too bad Superluminal doesn't hang around any more.

[Lance]

I actually saw the same story reported in a few different places but it was all the exact same text, and ends with:
"We must also report that the remains were removed under tight security by the military to an undisclosed location."

Too bad. For the first few seconds I thought there may be something to it.

[Lance]

This website is an entertainment website, news are created by users. These are humourous news, fantasy, fictional, that should not be seriously taken or as a source of information.

They put that on there just to fool people into thinking it's fake.

Now I understand how Trump was elected...

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"I was skeptical about all the recent stories I heard of Bigfoot here at The Butte, but after actually seeing one in the flesh, it scared the hell out of me!

Dear Penthouse: I always thought your letters were fakes until THIS happened to me. I was on a bus full of young cheerleaders when...


And I am touched by the form without the substance. The military removed the remains? if it had been a UFO crash, then I'd believe the military was involved. But bigfoot? Unless they think bigfoot is really an alien and... Oh...

[Arneb]

I'm imagining how, somewhere, in the non-public section of a small cozy living room of an internet board, someone is boasting about how he posted his bigfoot story to a number of "noos" outlets, and how so many idiots believed him. "Make the story even more ludicrous, and you can post it on GLP, too", his LOLing friends tell him.

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The military removed the remains? if it had been a UFO crash, then I'd believe the military was involved. But bigfoot? Unless they think bigfoot is really an alien and... Oh...

Was it a Muslim bigfoot?

[Enzo]

I tend to think not, or they would have noticed the towel around his head.