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Chimpanzees

Postby Мастер » Thu Aug 04, 2022 6:13 am

I learned about this information recently.

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/covid-19 ... k-12378533

The Astra-Zeneca COVID vaccine turns people into chimpanzees.

Like all true information about COVID vaccines, this information is being suppressed and the full story is no longer available on-line. So there are many remaining questions.

a) Do other vaccines turn people into chimpanzees, or only Astra-Zeneca?

b) Does everyone who receives the Astra-Zeneca shot become a chimpanzee, or is it only partly effective? Are people who say they have received the Astra-Zeneca vaccine, but who have not become chimpanzees, lying? Or is that why boosters are necessary - because the vaccine is not 100% effective in turning people into chimpanzees?

c) Are all chimpanzees former humans who were vaccinated? Or are there any “natural” chimpanzees? If “yes”, do the natural chimpanzees accept the vaccinated humans into chimpanzee society?

d) Can the process be reversed, turning chimpanzees into humans? Or is this a Darwinist conspiracy theory?

These important questions remain unanswered.
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Re: Chimpanzees

Postby Enzo » Thu Aug 04, 2022 7:50 am

Could this just be evolution working backwards? We now know that if we evolved from chimps then there ought not be any chimps in the wild - maybe a few hangers on. SO the vax reverses evolutions reverting us to chimps. In my daily life I have always noted some folks are evolutionary hold-outs, I see no reason this wouldn't happen when in reverse.
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Re: Chimpanzees

Postby g-one » Thu Aug 04, 2022 4:36 pm

DEVO were way ahead of the curve.

My first dose was A-Z, then they switched to Moderna. Does this make me an incomplete chimp?
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Re: Chimpanzees

Postby Мастер » Thu Aug 04, 2022 7:24 pm

This is one where I really wish the video were still up, and that included a photo guide of the process . . .
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Re: Chimpanzees

Postby tubeswell » Fri Aug 05, 2022 5:24 am

Мастер wrote: b) ... Are people who say they have received the Astra-Zeneca vaccine, but who have not become chimpanzees, lying?


Who would say that? Who would want to lie about it? and haha (Who Who Ha Ha)
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