Lonewulf wrote:Dragon Star wrote:Indeed. However, it's so long you would be bored by the time you read it all.
Try me.
If you're up to it.
Me and my Mexicans play all day long. Anything you can find to throw gets thrown and you try to play it off to be someone else. Of course being the only gringo, I am always the likely target when someone wants to start shit. However, about a week ago, I had the idea to start it for once.
Bad decision.
I took a small chunk of brick (the smaller red kind) and hummed it at Fernando, turned around quickly continued on chipping with the air hammer...he looks down at Lalo, who was underneath the scaffold Fernando was working on, shook his head and kept on with the demo of the brick wall he was working on.
I took another, slightly larger piece and repeated the previous action. Fernando ignored this one and continued sledgehammering the wall. I did it again, this time I was up to a half a brick, threw it up onto the scaffold beside his feet. He drops his sledgehammer and yells at Lalo something in Spanish (I know mostly what he said but don't know how to type Spanish more less spell it.) And Lalo said something back but I couldn't hear him over my chipping hammer.
This continued until I got to a whole brick, I had it right beside me, I picked it up and got into the throw position...ready, set, aim...but Fernando wasn't on the scaffold...
*BOOM*
WTF was that? I look behind me in the direction the brick came from to see Fernando laughing so hard he couldn't stand up...I pick up my hard hat which bounced off to assess the damage done, only a gash cut into the invincibly hard plastic, and a throbbing ringing sensation going through my head from the impact force of him dropping a brick on my head.
A Mexican hit me in the head with a brick. Can't say that everyday.
(Later that day...)
Jamie, my cousin and boss...
Jamie: Bryan, what's that red shit all over your hardhat?
Me: Brick Dust.
Jamie: Huh? How did that happen?
Me: Fernando hit me in the head with a brick.
Jamie: Oh, I was worried it was an accident.