How to live forever

[KLA2]

Not putting this gentleman down, just reporting what he says ...

105-year-old shares his pearls of wisdom

http://www.thestar.com/news/article/106 ... isdom?bn=1

You may not actually live forever, but it may feel that way.

Personally, I will stick to wine, pickled peppers and chicken wings with suicide sauce.

Do not expect to live to thirty, but since I am pushing sixty, that plan ain't working.

[Arneb]

It is notworthy here, that Jeanne Calment of Arles, France, who lived to 122 years, 5 months ant four days, stopped smoking only a few years before her death, and never stopped drinikng red wine. She wasn't a health guru, either...

[Superluminal]

You know, if you quit drinking, smoking and chasing women, you won't live to be a hundred. But, it'll feel like it. :D

[Enzo]

I know for sure I will live to see 100.

There is a real old guy at the local nursing home. I went and looked at him.