The Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Animal]

Therfore, and ipso-facto, Sugar is Holy, dieting is evil.

I think that statement carries a lot of weight.

Your irreverence sadens me. I shall Dine for you. Your heresee is such that i think I'll need to do so in a four star establishment.

[Lance]

Your irreverence sadens me. I shall Dine for you. Your heresee is such that i think I'll need to do so in a four star establishment.

My irreverence?

Oh sir, you misunderstand me.

I am a sincere and faithful follower of the Great Almeaty.



As a matter of fact, I was ordained by the ULC myself some 7-8 years ago and have been looking for a true path ever since. I believe this may be the one.

[Animal]

You know... with three normal people a person can create a congregation. Imagine the 'flock' two ministers could bring in.

[Animal]

UPDATE
I have successfully introduced the teaching and worship of His Noodly Goodness in one of my kids schools.

Just today my daughter brought home a very nice and intricately done peice of Macaroni art.

[Lance]

Isn't it:

"Where ever two people and a bottle of chianti gather at the table, I am with them."

Yeah, we could probable do a great job...

[Animal]

Isn't it:

"Where ever two people and a bottle of chianti gather at the table, I am with them."

Yeah, we could probable do a great job...

I watched the Medici series on PBS so I have a pretty good idea of how all that religous financing thing works, so we've got that covered.

[Frogmarch]

i really did start this thread in the wrong section.

[Lance]

i really did start this thread in the wrong section.

Where do you think it should be?

[Lance]

I watched the Medici series on PBS so I have a pretty good idea of how all that religous financing thing works, so we've got that covered.

Oh, you mean we'd need more than a PayPal "Donate" button?

[Frogmarch]

i really did start this thread in the wrong section.

Where do you think it should be?

either science,politics(currant affairs) or candyland.

It wasn't really about religion.

[Lance]

It wasn't really about religion.

But it certainly is about science vs. religion, don't you think?

[Frogmarch]

It wasn't really about religion.

But it certainly is about science vs. religion, don't you think?

I would say that it is about sciense vs. creationisum, which is not quite the same thing.

I get annoyed at creationists who go around saying that people who believe in evolution are atheists. I think they only do it to annoy non-atheist, believers in evolution. I think that it just shows how flimsey their faith is that it requires them to believe everything in the bible.

Although it seems the people who run the FSM site are atheists there are non-atheists who are also furious about creationists trying to get their sordid psudochristian(meaning the creationisum) ideas into the education system.

[Мастер]

I get annoyed at creationists who go around saying that people who believe in evolution are atheists.

Well that's just plain illogical (for them to say it, not for you to be annoyed by it).

[Lance]

I still think hippietrekx said it best:

When you get down to it, Science answers how. Religion answers why. - hippietrekx

[MM_Dandy]

I get annoyed at creationists who go around saying that people who believe in evolution are atheists. I think they only do it to annoy non-atheist, believers in evolution. I think that it just shows how flimsey their faith is that it requires them to believe everything in the bible.

Although it seems the people who run the FSM site are atheists there are non-atheists who are also furious about creationists trying to get their sordid psudochristian(meaning the creationisum) ideas into the education system.

I agree with KOS, it is illogical to say that evolutionists are atheists. And yes, creationists (and by creationists, I assume you to mean the YEC types) are boneheaded. I don't think that they do it to annoy the more moderate theists (IDers), they do it because they feel that their faith calls them to do it. At the very least, faith (from a Christian's POV) requires one to believe despite the absence of proof. Believing in something despite proof to the contrary, however, takes faith an extra step further into, well, woo-wooism.

[Candy]

'ID' Toons by Dave Thomas

[Animal]

I've been letting this thread slide until now because, as an Ordained Minister In His Noodles, its beneath my notice. However...

Atheism is a !@#ed up philosophy and very UNscientific. Absence of Evididence does NOT mean Evididence of Absence. This is Junior Hight science, people.

Religionism (I just made that up. Coll, huh?) is a @#$ed philospophy and very UNscientific.

Both are merely the last refuge of those that are too insecure with themselves to say "I don't know". This is why Woo-Woos constantly run on and on about crap that they have no clue about. They WANT to know what's going but lack the inteligence to understand the background. They therefore make stuff up which they can easily understand.

How is this different than religion OR atheism?

To both I say, STFU, GBTW, and try to figure out how the puzzle works.

[Мастер]

Atheism is a !@#ed up philosophy and very UNscientific. Absence of Evididence does NOT mean Evididence of Absence. This is Junior Hight science, people.

Are you addressing anyone in particular? Maybe I need to review the early history of this thread, but I haven't seen anyone claiming there is evididence (sometimes also called "evidence") for the correctness of atheism. I don't see anything in the last half dozen posts or so inconsistent with what you're saying, so I'm not sure to whom you're talking.

Both are merely the last refuge of those that are too insecure with themselves to say "I don't know". This is why Woo-Woos constantly run on and on about crap that they have no clue about. They WANT to know what's going but lack the inteligence to understand the background. They therefore make stuff up which they can easily understand.

How is this different than religion OR atheism?

Well, I would say atheism is a religion.

How is it different? Well, if someone claimed there to be rock solid evidence in favor of his/her religion (including atheism when appropriate) when there is in fact no such evidence, then it wouldn't be different. Do all religious people (including atheists) do that?

To both I say, STFU, GBTW, and try to figure out how the puzzle works.

GBTW == ???

[Lance]

GBTW

GBTW == ???

The new Illuminati R Us game:

GBTW=?

I'll go first:

Go Bite The Worm?

God, Budda, Thor and Wapiya?

Good Boys Tease Women?

God Bless The World?

Google Buys Tiny Wigwam?

Goddesses, Beautiful Tasty Women?


Am I even close?

[Animal]

GBTW

GBTW == ???

The new Illuminati R Us game:

GBTW=?

I'll go first:

Go Bite The Worm?

God, Budda, Thor and Wapiya?

Good Boys Tease Women?

God Bless The World?

Google Buys Tiny Wigwam?

Goddesses, Beautiful Tasty Women?


Am I even close?

BZZZZZT. You lose.

GBTW = "Get Back To Work"

I really thought that this kiddie phrase had made it into the mainstream like WTF. I will refrain from such abbreviations and contractions from now on. (This is gonna get real ugly, real fast.)

Mr. Stocking Protector,

My most recent post (other that this one) has nothing to do with anything. I'm just putting in my opinion on a random topic in the hopes of garnering the attention I was denied as a child. Reading the topics and posting something relavent takes far too long and is boring. Its much better to just spew out whatever comes to mind in whichever thread you happen to be looking at.

Judging by your posts, I see that we are two of a kind in our methodology.

[Мастер]

My most recent post (other that this one) has nothing to do with anything.

Ah, my mistake then.

Sounds like your affiliation with the FSM didn't last long, though...

[Animal]

My most recent post (other that this one) has nothing to do with anything.

Ah, my mistake then.

Sounds like your affiliation with the FSM didn't last long, though...

What you you talkin' 'bout, Willis-inkovich?

Three posts ago I say

I've been letting this thread slide until now because, as an Ordained Minister In His Noodles, its beneath my notice.

Being "in His Noodles" means that I am in His hands, if he had hands, which He doesn't, so I'm not.

[Lance]

I'm taking communion tonight, in the form of several blackened chicken breasts chopped up over some Mostacolli liberally doused with some melted butter and Tabasco™ sauce.

[Animal]

I'm taking communion tonight, in the form of several blackened chicken breasts chopped up over some Mostacolli liberally doused with some melted butter and Tabasco™ sauce.

Amen.

And He said until Luigi, throw this, that which is Me, against thine wall. If It sticketh, it is done. If It fall, boil for 5 more minutes.

[Lance]

Amen.

Just a side note from pastor to pastor:

In our new-found faith, the proper ending to a prayer or blessing is:
Ramen