Episode IV - a New Pope

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Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Enzo » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:59 am

YAY!!! There is a new pope, now we can get that off the 24/7 news cycle and get back to news of people blowing one another up around the globe.

I have to admit I was alittle disappointed when I heard it was Pope Francis. My first reaction was to recall Francis the Talking Mule. WHich made me think Pope Ed would have been more fun.

A pope is a pope, we hope, we hope
And no one can talk to a pope, you dope
That is, we hope, unless the pope is the fabulous Pope Ed.
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Мастер » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:29 am

Wow, I had no idea there had been three popes called "Episode" already.
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Enzo » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:04 am

OH well, you see, the first Pope Episode was Episode IV, the next two will be V and VI. Only then will we go back and have Popes Episode I, II, and III. Aye-yi-yi.
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Мастер » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:09 am

I missed the pun in the thread title completely. Your explanation made me realise what it was probably referring to, which was then confirmed at the U. of Google.
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Blue Monster 65 » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:54 am

I keep flashing to Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure ... "Fran-siss"

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And yes, the witch doctors have spoken, electing the witchiest of them all. Sheesh!
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Lance » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:52 am

Enzo wrote:A pope is a pope, we hope, we hope
And no one can talk to a pope, you dope
That is, we hope, unless the pope is the fabulous Pope Ed.

OMFG!

You, sir, have surpassed yourself by FAR!
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Enzo » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:03 am

Long live Pope Ed.

Aw Geee, WIlbur. Say three Hail Marys and bring me some oats.

Mr Ed was a gelding, so celibacy ought not be a problem.
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Lianachan » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:06 am

Over here, all of the talk is about how 80's gameshow host Jim Bowen appears to be the new pope.

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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Enzo » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:09 am

And now if the acolytes would open the curtain, we can begin the bonus round.


I'll take "Cherubim for $200" Alex...

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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Blue Monster 65 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:42 pm

They'd never open the curtains ...
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:21 pm

Let's see what you could have won . . . it's a speedboat!
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Enzo » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:28 am

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby wring » Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:30 am

or the man behind the beard.
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Enzo » Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:20 am

Or the harpy sitting across from him.
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Blue Monster 65 » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:26 pm

Wayaminit ... Enzo is a wizard? Of Oz? Or Potter?
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Enzo » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:30 pm

MISTER Wizard to you.


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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby wring » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:45 pm

I am NOT your boy Sherman.
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Blue Monster 65 » Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:06 pm

DON'T even go there ... :x :-x :mad:
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby wring » Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:11 pm

hey- you're woefully behind on Enzo items
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Мастер » Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:12 pm

What are you people doing up in the middle of the day?
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby wring » Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:17 pm

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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Lianachan » Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:28 pm

I friend of mine was delighted with a headline he saw: Pope Hailed. It was the word it's an anagram of that he found to be wonderfully appropriate.
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby Мастер » Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:47 am

Pope He Laid?
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Re: Episode IV - a New Pope

Postby tubeswell » Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:54 am

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