Top 15 Illustration Problems in Genesis 1-11

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Top 15 Illustration Problems in Genesis 1-11

Postby Lianachan » Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:56 am

There's a lot of hilarious bullshit in this, but I think my favourite is probably:

11. Not including dinosaurs and pterodactyls (e.g., dragons) on the Ark: According to Genesis 6:20, these animal kinds would have been on the Ark. It was after the Flood that these animals died off. It was for the same reasons all sorts of animals went extinct and continue to . . . sin! Specific reasons for the extinction of dinosaurs include being hunted, a changed environment, genetic problems, local catastrophic events, diseases, and so on (i.e., think of the reasons on the endangered species list). So two of the sauropod kind, two of ceratopsian kind, and so on, should be included.
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Re: Top 15 Illustration Problems in Genesis 1-11

Postby Enzo » Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:12 am

Oh dear. I went over there expecting it to be some skeptic analysis, but no, they are serious!!!

What a hoot.
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Re: Top 15 Illustration Problems in Genesis 1-11

Postby Мастер » Wed Oct 28, 2015 6:08 am

Enzo wrote:Oh dear. I went over there expecting it to be some skeptic analysis, but no, they are serious!!!

What a hoot.


I had a similar reaction; I thought it was parody at first.
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Re: Top 15 Illustration Problems in Genesis 1-11

Postby Lance » Wed Oct 28, 2015 6:35 am

They explain it all perfectly. It finally makes sense now.
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Re: Top 15 Illustration Problems in Genesis 1-11

Postby Enzo » Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:19 am

These are the same folks who brought us the Creation Museum:

http://creationmuseum.org/
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Re: Top 15 Illustration Problems in Genesis 1-11

Postby Lance » Wed Oct 28, 2015 3:35 pm

I read something about their goal being to eliminate errors in the retelling of biblical stories... How about removing the bible?
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Re: Top 15 Illustration Problems in Genesis 1-11

Postby Enzo » Wed Oct 28, 2015 7:17 pm

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