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Centaur (Partial Nude)

Postby Lance » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:35 am

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Postby umop ap!sdn » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:18 am

Hmm that's neat. :)

I've seen actually a pic where they merged a woman kneeling over with the same model standing up, and created a centaur figure. Even added a horse's tail.

This approach seems more like a natural entity.
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Postby Lonewulf » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:18 am

Doesn't show up for me for some reason.
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Postby Lance » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:08 pm

Lonewulf wrote:Doesn't show up for me for some reason.

How about now?
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Postby Мастер » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:10 pm

I couldn't see it also, but I can now. One part is much nicer than the other.
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Postby Lance » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:12 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:One part is much nicer than the other.

Oh, you like girls?
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Postby Мастер » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:13 pm

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Postby Lance » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:25 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:No

So, it's horses then?
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Postby Nighthawk » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:31 pm

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Postby Lonewulf » Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:06 pm

Yummy.
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Postby Lance » Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:37 pm

Okay, I confess. I set KOS up. My post originally said:
Lance wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:One part is much nicer than the other.

Oh, you like horses?


To which KOS replied:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:No.


I then changed horses to girls in my earlier post and posted this after KOS' reply:
Lance wrote:So, it's horses then?


Sorry KOS. I still love you.
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Postby Lonewulf » Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:42 pm

But editing posts makes it too easy...
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Postby pmcolt » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:52 pm

Reminds me of Futurama for some reason.

Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid?! The one with the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom?!


Nice pic, but it seems a shame to ruin a perfectly good girl by putting her on a not-terribly-attractive horse.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:29 am

Lance wrote:I set KOS up.

OK that makes sense now. I knew the obvious conclusion couldn't possibly be correct. :P
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Postby Мастер » Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:12 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:I knew the obvious conclusion couldn't possibly be correct. :P


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Postby teri tait » Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:40 am

Lance wrote:Okay, I confess. I set KOS up. My post originally said:
Lance wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:One part is much nicer than the other.

Oh, you like horses?


To which KOS replied:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:No.


I then changed horses to girls in my earlier post and posted this after KOS' reply:
Lance wrote:So, it's horses then?


Sorry KOS. I still love you.


KOS is a shoe-in for most often sucker trapped award. :)
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Postby Lance » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:38 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:The obvious conclusion, that Lance is a conniving, treacherous, wicked, evil administrator, is the correct conclusion!

Moi?
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Postby teri tait » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:50 am

Lance wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:The obvious conclusion, that Lance is a conniving, treacherous, wicked, evil administrator, is the correct conclusion!

Moi?


LMAO, if the shoe fits...
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Postby Enzo » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:24 am

Is that a NEIGHbor?

I'm feeling my oats I can tell you.

Nice horsey. The mane attraction so far.

Look, a perfect 34-24-8 hands.
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Postby teri tait » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:26 am

Enzo wrote:Is that a NEIGHbor?

I'm feeling my oats I can tell you.

Nice horsey. The mane attraction so far.

Look, a perfect 34-24-8 hands.


Yep, it definitly takes Centaur Aisle
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Postby Enzo » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:28 am

REady for a role in the hay.
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