Llama Love
(A parody, to the tune of Muskrat Love, by Lance D'Llama © 2006)
With apologies to Willis Alan Ramsey and The Captain & Tenille
Llama, llama firelight
Shavin' your wool and shavin' it right
For my Sweater
Llama wool's better
Llama with brown fleece, llama with tan
Knitting that sweater in llama-land
While I quiver
So cold I shiver
And they sheer and they spin and they knit it
Tryin' it on so I fit it
Soft like the clouds up above
Feels like llama love
Nibbling on grasses, chewing on leaves
Eatin' real good for a healthy fleece and a soft one
It'll be no good
if its course hun
We don't want alpacas
Or guanacos
Llama wool llama, wool it really goes
With my poncho, down here on the rancho
And they sheer and they spin and they knit it
Tryin' it on so I fit it
Soft like the clouds up above
Feels like llama love
Llama Love
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Llama Love
by Lance » Wed May 10, 2006 9:15 pm
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: Llama Love
by Мастер » Wed May 10, 2006 9:31 pm
Lance wrote:With apologies to Willis Alan Ramsey and The Captain & Tenille
And what was The Captain's name?
They call me Mr Celsius!
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by Lance » Wed May 10, 2006 9:34 pm
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Lance wrote:With apologies to Willis Alan Ramsey and The Captain & Tenille
And what was The Captain's name?
Wasn't it "Daryl" something? He was a real star.
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However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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by Lance » Wed May 10, 2006 9:37 pm
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:I see you know the answer :P
I used to, but it had slipped my mind so I took a quick refresher.
Added:
How many of those who have already replied have ever even heard of The Captain & Tenille or Muskrat Love (except KOS)?
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by Мастер » Wed May 10, 2006 9:57 pm
Lance wrote:Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:I see you know the answer :P
I used to, but it had slipped my mind so I took a quick refresher.
Added:
How many of those who have already replied have ever even heard of The Captain & Tenille or Muskrat Love (except KOS)?
There's a radio station in these parts that did one of these Worst N Songs in History contests, and this one made the cut...
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by umop ap!sdn » Wed May 10, 2006 11:38 pm
IIRC, wasn't Muskrat Love also performed by America before Captain & Tenille had a hit with it?
(I'd look it up but I'm too lazy to start Firefox and wander over to AllMusic.com
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by MM_Dandy » Thu May 11, 2006 12:33 am
Drat, I hadn't replied already...
At any rate, though, we played Muskrat Love in college pepband. And while I have heard of The Captain & Tenille, I couldn't have told you any of the songs they recorded.
At any rate, though, we played Muskrat Love in college pepband. And while I have heard of The Captain & Tenille, I couldn't have told you any of the songs they recorded.
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by teri tait » Thu May 11, 2006 4:33 am
I remember them, didn't they have a variety show too?
Boy, that Daryl guy just never shut up, did he?
Boy, that Daryl guy just never shut up, did he?
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