Llama Love
(A parody, to the tune of Muskrat Love, by Lance D'Llama © 2006)
With apologies to Willis Alan Ramsey and The Captain & Tenille
Llama, llama firelight
Shavin' your wool and shavin' it right
For my Sweater
Llama wool's better
Llama with brown fleece, llama with tan
Knitting that sweater in llama-land
While I quiver
So cold I shiver
And they sheer and they spin and they knit it
Tryin' it on so I fit it
Soft like the clouds up above
Feels like llama love
Nibbling on grasses, chewing on leaves
Eatin' real good for a healthy fleece and a soft one
It'll be no good
if its course hun
We don't want alpacas
Or guanacos
Llama wool llama, wool it really goes
With my poncho, down here on the rancho
And they sheer and they spin and they knit it
Tryin' it on so I fit it
Soft like the clouds up above
Feels like llama love