Illuminati-R-Us

I want to do a one or 2 page comic
that is interesting and cool.

if you have ideas i would like to know.

I like zombies, maybe that can be something.

I want something that is kick butt like xmen and the civil war comix that is dramatic and can be funny at times.
Just throw something out there that you would like to see in comics and I shall try.

How about a brigade of zombie, civil-war soldiers that roams the South feasting on the feet (Yeah, feet. These zombies eat feet.) of slaves?

leaving a bunch of slaves having to make do with feet of clay.

The foot eating zombie tradition is carried on to this day by our politicians.

How about the zombie ghosts of Union soldiers that rise up over the Andersonville memorial? Lost Yankee souls searching in vain for their rebel captors.


Oh I wish I were in the land of cotton (really in the land, as in buried)
six feet down and mostly rotten
look away look away look away
Dixieland

What about something that doesn't have to do with zombies?

OK, Joan Collins is on a deserted island when... oh wait, you said no zombies.

How about a day in the life of a stuffed animal in a day care.

Show the fear of the drool and the pulling on stitches and of being left in mysterious sticky messes. And the angish a puppet feels after it has been sodomized by a dozen tiny hands.

Or do something with the avengers, except make then all chicks and have them complain about their periods while they kick bad guy ass on their way to pick up tampons.

That's my contribution.

--Dom

Or what if you have a zombie date some girl? And she has to kill to feed Mr. Zombie, but she doesn't mind because she likes him.

Oh! And she made him a zombie in the first place after he died because she dared him to play chicken with a train. But at his funeral, she cut her hand over his grave (discreetly) and just mumbled some latin (discreetly). And he popped out all ready to be zombie boyfriend.

Maybe he should be just like a normal guy except with rotting flesh and he get's bitchy without brains. One day she can get mad at him and say "If you're lusting after brains so much, get off your lazy ass and find some your damn self!"

--Dom

{Backs slowly away from the Board, never to return.}

(Except of course for the annual IRU BBQ foot fest.)