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Postby Arneb » Sat May 03, 2014 7:25 pm

Like: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Re: Really bad ones

Postby Lance » Sat May 03, 2014 8:19 pm

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Re: Really bad ones

Postby tubeswell » Mon May 05, 2014 1:09 am

Arneb, you're such a sauerkraut.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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Re: Really bad ones

Postby tubeswell » Mon May 05, 2014 6:18 am

(Well I thought it was supposed to be really bad ones)
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Re: Really bad ones

Postby Arneb » Mon May 05, 2014 2:39 pm

Of course, by all means. You kiwi fruit.

Enzo, you CANNOT leave us in the rain here, please.
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Re: Really bad ones

Postby Enzo » Mon May 05, 2014 6:34 pm

You are doing OK so far, I;d say the Kaiser is on a roll.
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Re: Really bad ones

Postby Arneb » Mon May 05, 2014 8:03 pm

*cringe*

Good, good. Gimme more.
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Re: Really bad ones

Postby Lance » Mon May 05, 2014 9:14 pm

Enzo wrote:I'd say the Kaiser is on a roll.

Well he be the leader then? Who will-helm this thread?
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Re: Really bad ones

Postby wring » Tue May 06, 2014 12:01 am

Arneb wrote:Like: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

We may already have a wiener.
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Re: Really bad ones

Postby wring » Tue May 06, 2014 12:02 am

I kant believe no one did that one already.
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Re: Really bad ones

Postby Lance » Tue May 06, 2014 1:24 am

Me either, quite frank-ly.
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Re: Really bad ones

Postby Enzo » Tue May 06, 2014 3:27 am

We saw a young boy misbehaving the other day at a soccer match, I never sausage a thing, he was the wurst-brat. They took him from the game and he sat on the sidelines. He thought he'd be making goals and now he never Skorzeny. (I know, I Otto know better.)He's a bad'n, doubly so, a real Baden Baden. Even is cruel to his pet Goebbels.


I know Poland isn't Germany, though it came so close. But wring and I just enjoyed Pierogi day at the Polish Hall here in town, so in the interest of groaningly bad... I think kishska qualifies as a wurst song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c



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Pierogi - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierogi

Kishka - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kishka_(food)
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