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by **KLA2** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:33 pm

Remember, as a kid, sticking your arm out the window of a car going 80 miles an hour?

Gustav, Cat 1
Imagine cat 2, 3, 4, 5 ... :shock:

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutsshs.shtml

Wow. Good luck. Good luck to all of you on the southern coast. [-o<

by **Superluminal** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:00 am

Seven pm CST, leading edge about to reach here. Expecting winds of 35 MPH. We've had worse thunderstorms.

by **Dragon Star** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:35 am

This season looks to be freakishly active...

by **Enzo** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:41 am

Why were you throwing cats out your car window? That doesn't seem like a very Canadian thing to do. Detroit any time, yes, but not Canada.

From the hurricane center data colective:

Cat 1

Cat 2

Cat 3

Cat 4

Cat 5

by **troubleagain** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:11 pm

Heh. I love you, Enzo. But I think you have your pictures switched for Cat 2 and Cat 5. The Cat 2 picture looks much more full of fury.

by **Enzo** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:23 am

I'll talk to my editing peeps.

by **Мастер** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:10 pm

I've been in the Canadian wilderness for a few days, but from the absence of much hurricane news on the television, do I take it that the gubmint didn't blow up the levees this time?

by **The Beer Slayer** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:43 pm

That was to lull everyone into a false sense of security.

The Haliburton Hurricane Machine is hurling another one towards the coast as we speak.

by **troubleagain** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:15 pm

We Floridians all blew southward, and it looks like Ike's going to miss us, too. :D

by **Enzo** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:55 pm

Canadian wilderness? You were in Montreal?

ANd what's all this about blowing out your Levis?

Headline:
FLoridian admits "we all blow."

by **Мастер** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:07 am

Enzo wrote:Canadian wilderness? You were in Montreal?

Montreal is the best place in Canada!

IMHO

by **KLA2** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:43 am

Mactep wrote:
Enzo wrote:Canadian wilderness? You were in Montreal?

Montreal is the best place in Canada!

IMHO

Compared to where else???

I have been to Montreal. A fine city, with so many fine people. As with USA, it is the politics (of Quebec), not the people that sometimes... annoy.

by **Мастер** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:54 am

KLA2 wrote: Compared to where else???

I should have know this would happen :)

Never been to Burlington, I'm sure it's a fine place :)

by **Enzo** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:41 pm

Chatam is quaint.

I discovered STDs there, many many years ago.

by **Мастер** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:54 pm

Enzo wrote:Chatam is quaint.

I discovered STDs there, many many years ago.

The place where I work sent out this flier about changes to STD coverage in the benefits plan. It took me a while to figure out that that was Short-Term Disability...

by **KLA2** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:52 pm

Hmmm. They should shop around.

The slogan of Montreal Life ... STD's are our speciality. :P :wink:

by **Enzo** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:15 am

That's rich!!!

by **troubleagain** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:32 pm

Enzo wrote:Headline:
FLoridian admits "we all blow."

Oh, you are in somuch trouble, Mister. :x

:lol:

by **Enzo** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:46 am

Hey, just reporting what a FLoridian said...

by **Superluminal** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:02 am

A Floridian once told me the reason Florida doesn't sink into sea is because Georgia sucks.

by **MM_Dandy** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:14 pm

Similarly, (and I'm pretty sure I've told this one here before) the reason that South Dakota is so windy is because North Dakota blows and Iowa sucks.

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