Bin Laden Vows Never to Be Captured Alive

[Enzo]

They're not just for breakfast anymore.


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You have ---72--- messages
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Call me, Kareem. click

Kareem, you asshole, why haven't you called? click

K, this is Suzi Bin Laden. You said you would come back, but I must have missed you. Click

Kereem, me mom is making falafel, she wants to know if you are coming over tomorrow to meet the family. click

Hi Kar. I was watching "Sex in the Burka" last night, and I realized I haven't seen you since you died and came over that night. I miss you. Hah, that Sarah Jessica Abdul is pretty funny. click

(Oh, alright, I'm tired of the bit now. You wouldn't really have read 72 of them anyway.)

[Lonewulf]

(Oh, alright, I'm tired of the bit now. You wouldn't really have read 72 of them anyway.)

Yes. Yes I would have. I wouldn't have found it funny after a while, but I am pathetic enough to follow a joke along for a while sometimes...

[Enzo]

Thank you for your support.

I'll be here all week.

Try the veal.