RIP Henry Kissinger

[Lianachan]

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare

And your machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger

How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes and your squishy nose

You're like a German parakeet
All right so people say that you don't care
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits than Cher

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here

[Heid the Ba]

I tapped my foot to it, I'll give it a five.

[Arneb]

Very unlikely the SpVgg will ever have a more famous fan. I can't judge the things he did in Chile or Vietnam, but I'll forever hold it to his favour that he found reconciliation with the country that tried to kill him along with 6 million of his family members, and drove him into exile and poverty.

When he spoke German, he had an obvious American accent, but you could still hear the soft consonants and gently rolling r's of his Franconian origin.

[Heid the Ba]

I had forgotten you mentioned he was a Fürth fan. Can't have been all bad then.

[Lianachan]

I tapped my foot to it, I'll give it a five.

Ootay ten? I think Eric Idle wrote it.

[Lianachan]

I'll forever hold it to his favour that he found reconciliation with the country that tried to kill him along with 6 million of his family members, and drove him into exile and poverty.

Yes, that’s certainly something.

[Lianachan]

Just in case nobody knows the reference.

Watch on youtube.com

[Heid the Ba]

I tapped my foot to it, I'll give it a five.

Ootay ten? I think Eric Idle wrote it.

Out of five, Jukebox Jury, before your time. Not to be confused with Jukebox Durie.

[Richard A]

Just in case nobody knows the reference.

Watch on youtube.com

I hadn't actually heard that before!