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by **Candy** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:24 pm

Streaker Runs Across Ice in Curling Match

PINEROLO, Italy (AP) - The men's bronze medal match Friday was interrupted by a streaker. Midway through the United States' 8-6 win over Britain, a man wearing what appeared to be a strategically placed rubber chicken ran onto one of the covered sheets of ice not being used in that session.

I'm guessing the man was British. The British sure love to streak. Remember Charles and Camilla's wedding? I do. :P

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:25 am

DUDE! Way to get rid of society's shackles and let yourself hang free, man! More people should like this. We'd then have a society of peace and hugs.

by **Superluminal** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:53 am

It was that homeless person from Little Rock. :D

by **Candy** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:12 am

Superluminal wrote:It was that homeless person from Little Rock. :D

Did he have an accomplice?

by **teri tait** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:36 am

A strategically placed Rubber Chicken?
Wow, takes choking your chicken to a whole new level of meaning ;)

by **Candy** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:54 am

teri tait wrote:A strategically placed Rubber Chicken?
Wow, takes choking your chicken to a whole new level of meaning ;)

by **teri tait** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:20 am

OMG where do find these pictures, I almost fell out of bed laughing at that freakin chicken. I wonder how the chicken was attached to the streakers' nether region? Did he have it tied on by the feet, or was it a modified rubber chicken with a hidey hole? LMAO

by **Candy** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:32 am

teri tait wrote:OMG where do find these pictures, I almost fell out of bed laughing at that freakin chicken. I wonder how the chicken was attached to the streakers' nether region? Did he have it tied on by the feet, or was it a modified rubber chicken with a hidey hole? LMAO

I googled images for choking chicken. I can't believe how many people choke their chicken. :lol:

by **teri tait** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:43 am

It is probably the number one activity of men, they just won't admit it. ;)

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:37 am

teri tait wrote:It is probably the number one activity of men, they just won't admit it. ;)

I choke my chicken daily. Twice. If I'm lucky, I can do some more than that.

Guys that can't admit it are wimps.

by **teri tait** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:50 pm

Hippy Lonewulf wrote:
teri tait wrote:It is probably the number one activity of men, they just won't admit it. ;)

I choke my chicken daily. Twice. If I'm lucky, I can do some more than that.

Guys that can't admit it are wimps.

I appreciate your honesty Hippy Lonewulf, is this a activity you took up with your new free love attitude? Or the one thing that remains the same through all of your various changes?

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:19 pm

teri tait wrote:I appreciate your honesty Hippy Lonewulf, is this a activity you took up with your new free love attitude? Or the one thing that remains the same through all of your various changes?

Always done it. I don't see the big deal. This just gets rid of the monopoly that chicks (or gay/bi guys) have on the sexuality of straight/bi/gay men.

by **teri tait** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:16 am

Plus its a great way to release stress. Now that you're all mellow though, you're probably immune to stress.

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:25 am

teri tait wrote:Plus its a great way to release stress. Now that you're all mellow though, you're probably immune to stress.

Stress? What is this "stress" thing?

Plus, choking chickens can also prevent prostate cancer... or something like that.

Oh, wait... you're not talking about *literally* choking chickens, are you? Damn...

by **teri tait** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:28 am

Hippy Lonewulf wrote:
teri tait wrote:Plus its a great way to release stress. Now that you're all mellow though, you're probably immune to stress.

Stress? What is this "stress" thing?

Plus, choking chickens can also prevent prostate cancer... or something like that.

Oh, wait... you're not talking about *literally* choking chickens, are you? Damn...

It actually prevents prostrate cancer? Hmm, I always heard it caused blindness...

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:07 am

teri tait wrote:It actually prevents prostrate cancer? Hmm, I always heard it caused blindness...

Merely a rumor. No reason to think that it causes blindness. Seriously, why would it affect the eyes? Exercise some more critical thinking. Or use more smilies so I know you're joking.

by **teri tait** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:46 am

Hippy Lonewulf wrote:
teri tait wrote:It actually prevents prostrate cancer? Hmm, I always heard it caused blindness...

Merely a rumor. No reason to think that it causes blindness. Seriously, why would it affect the eyes? Exercise some more critical thinking. Or use more smilies so I know you're joking.

I was utilizing my dry humour with that comment, there is no place for smilies in dry humour, Wulfie. :)

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:58 am

teri tait wrote:I was utilizing my dry humour with that comment, there is no place for smilies in dry humour, Wulfie. :)

You need a dry smiley, then.

By the way, why can't I see anything now? I'm blind!

by **teri tait** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:43 pm

Hippy Lonewulf wrote:
teri tait wrote:I was utilizing my dry humour with that comment, there is no place for smilies in dry humour, Wulfie. :)

You need a dry smiley, then.

By the way, why can't I see anything now? I'm blind!

I think your hippy glasses are the wrong prescription.

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:34 pm

teri tait wrote:I think your hippy glasses are the wrong prescription.

That, or my hat fell down over my eyes again. That happens so many times...

by **Enzo** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:19 am

I don't know about blindness, but I do have to wear glasses these days.

I think they keep the chicken in place with dick tape.

by **teri tait** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:24 am

Enzo wrote:I don't know about blindness, but I do have to wear glasses these days.

I think they keep the chicken in place with dick tape.

Dick Tape, an essential part of every Tool Box :)

by **Candy** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:32 am

Enzo wrote:I don't know about blindness, but I do have to wear glasses these days.

I think they keep the chicken in place with dick tape.

Oh duct! You dick. :lol:

My father's name is Dick. This is an honor to be compared to my father. 8-[

by **Superluminal** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:28 am

Getting back to the original post. He wouldn't be the first Olympic streaker. When the games were first started by the Greeks all the athletes performed in the nude. They just didn't have rubber chickens, they had to use real ones. :P

by **teri tait** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:58 am

I think we should go back to the original non dressed athletes of Greece, I for one would tune in more often.

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