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German suspected of murdering woman with sausage

Postby Lance » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:22 am

Reuters wrote:German suspected of murdering woman with sausage
Fri Jun 9, 2006 11:09 AM BST

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a Bockwurst sausage.

Prosecutors and police said the 50-year-old was arrested after the discovery of a woman's body in an apartment in Zwickau, eastern Germany. They said she had choked on a Bockwurst, which is a popular large German sausage.

The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman. They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death.
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Postby Superluminal » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:43 am

That's the wurst news I've heard in a long time. :cry:
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Postby Enzo » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:13 am

I never sausage a thing.
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Postby Lance » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:53 pm

I always thought "giving her the sausage" meant something different.
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Postby Enzo » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:02 pm

"Let's play 'hide the salami,' honey."

I hear their kids were brats too.
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Postby Lance » Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:20 pm

Maybe she was looking for a little braun-schweiger on the side.
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:08 am

So your telling me that she choked in some guys meat?
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Postby Lance » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:41 am

:glp-1rof1:

Yeah, I guess she did...
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Postby Superluminal » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:55 am

What a way to beat your meat.
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:56 am

Has anyone took into consideration that she was practicing?
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Postby Enzo » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:27 am

She wouldn't be any relation to Mark Felt, would she?
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Postby teri tait » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:48 am

Thank goodness he's not a Cereal killer! :shock:

Of course if they find other sausage murder victims... They just may be linked...
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Postby Enzo » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:12 am

They'll be checking the kishka for blood.
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Postby Lance » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:03 pm

These are some of the wurst jokes I've ever heard.

I wonder if they hauled him off in a patty wagon...
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:27 pm

I tell ya, when I read this I got a little chocked up...
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