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Woman Cited for Exposing Herself in Store

Postby Lance » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:50 pm

The Washington Post wrote:Woman Cited for Exposing Herself in Store

The Associated Press
Saturday, June 10, 2006; 9:28 PM

CEDAR CITY, Utah -- A 28-year-old woman has been cited for lewdness for exposing herself inside a store. The woman was riding a motorized cart inside Lin's Market Place on Thursday with her pants around her ankles and not wearing underwear.

Customers didn't notice the woman until she would stand up from the cart and bend over to look at items on the shelf, exposing her buttocks.

The woman told police she arrived in Cedar City with a circus but was left behind.

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Postby teri tait » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:39 am

Dang, in Utah she'll probably get 20 years to life for that little manuever.
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Postby Superluminal » Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:31 am

That's pretty bad when the circus leaves you behind.

Good to see you posting again TT. I've lost a lot of sleep wondering where you've been. :P
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Postby teri tait » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:41 pm

Superluminal wrote:That's pretty bad when the circus leaves you behind.

Good to see you posting again TT. I've lost a lot of sleep wondering where you've been. :P


Hi Superluminal! I missed you too! I was just suffering from allergies last week and didn't come online at all. Too tired and my eyes itched like crazy so I just took meds and slept most of the time.
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Postby Enzo » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:29 am

The circus left her behind... I just love that.
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