End of the World Aug. 22

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End of the World Aug. 22

Postby Superluminal » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:32 am

The scary thing about this is there is a madman in a position to at least try to make it come to pass.

http://newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/8/8 ... shtml?s=ic
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Postby Мастер » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:36 am

Crikey, that's the day I'm planning on climbing Mt. Fuji.
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:37 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Crikey, that's the day I'm planning on climbing Mt. Fuji.


Front row seats. Popcorn optional :lol:
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Postby Superluminal » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:49 am

Well you'll have a good view from up there.
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Postby pmcolt » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:41 pm

Darn. My fall semester classes start the day after that. And I already paid my tuition.

So, if Iran nukes Israel on that date, how long will it be before the UN issues a call for restraint on the part of Israel for destroying all Iranian military assets and government buildings and flattening Ahmadinejad's summer home?
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Postby The Beer Slayer » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:33 pm

End of the world? I'm going to push my boss down a flight of stairs, then head to a casino for an evening of drugs and debauchery.
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Postby Мастер » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:38 pm

pmcolt wrote:So, if Iran nukes Israel on that date, how long will it be before the UN issues a call for restraint on the part of Israel for destroying all Iranian military assets and government buildings and flattening Ahmadinejad's summer home?


Quite a long time.
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:44 pm

pmcolt wrote:Darn. My fall semester classes start the day after that. And I already paid my tuition.


If the world is going to end, does that really mean a damn thing? :wink:
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Postby pmcolt » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:52 pm

Dragon Star wrote:If the world is going to end, does that really mean a damn thing? :wink:


Do you know how much drink and debauchery a semester's tuition would have bought, had I known in advance that the world would end? :evil:

(Neither do I.)
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Postby Enzo » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:40 am

That's the END OF THE WORLD. Mark it on your calendar.

The National Safety Council recommends leaving your windows open slightly, and also suggests parking your cars on the street instead of in the garage. The volleyball game may be postponed. In the case of inclement weather, the END OF THE WORLD will be on August 23.
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Postby pumpkinpie » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:32 am

So.....is anybody still around? I am......Maybe the end of the world hasn't reached central time yet.
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Postby Мастер » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:02 am

Hey, I'm still around, and it's noon on Aug. 23 here.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:26 am

Just 2 hours 31 minutes yet to go where I am. :mrgreen:
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Postby Enzo » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:27 am

Oh no, we're all dead up this way. Our molecules all dissociating.
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:39 am

Enzo wrote:Oh no, we're all dead up this way. Our molecules all dissociating.


Really? I'm still okay...
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:23 am

Enzo wrote:Oh no, we're all dead up this way. Our molecules all dissociating.


Wonder if it will kill 50 cent, the bastard has been shot like 9 times...
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:38 pm

Damn! I slept through it....
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Postby Doe, John » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:37 pm

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

:D

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Postby Enzo » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:11 am

We still have to find ourselves...

In the year 2525...


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Postby Lance » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:30 pm

What, and just Rush right by 2112?
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Postby Enzo » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:41 am

Hey, this is no Fly By Night operation here.
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