Honk if you... never mind

[Enzo]

Detroit area (Ferndale), some war protestors gathered every Monday evening at a MAJOR intersection - 9 Mile and Woodward - waving signs that asked motorists to honk if they agreed.

Police took exception and went out to enforce the local ordinance prohibiting horn honking except in emergencies. They warned the protestors that the signs disturbed drivers. A couple of them were arrested, cuffed, and printed. The protestors, not the motorists.

(Ferndale has in fact passed city resolutions opposing the war.)

In a settlement with the city, their signs have been returned and the protestors won't sue, though apparently the citations remain.

The protestors plan to challenge the constitutionality of no-honk laws in federal court with the help of the ACLU.

[Мастер]

So what it their charge - aiding and abetting honking?

[Lance]

If the people in the cars are the honkers, are the people with the signs the honkees?

[Мастер]

If the people in the cars are the honkers, are the people with the signs the honkees?

[Enzo]

Hey hey we're the Honkees
And we're just honkin around
But we're to busy honkin
To put anybody down...

Inciting to honk?
Public nuisance?
Causing a disturbance?

[Heid the Ba]

It's an offence to be horny?

[Enzo]

Oh yes. Around here we have neither unicorns nor horny eunuchs.

[Enzo]

(OK, point of style issue. I went back and forth over it. SHould I have gone ahead and spelled it out as eunuch horn, or was unicorn the better way to frame it?)

[umop ap!sdn]

The way you wrote it was clear. :D

[Enzo]

I was thinking about which way made the better joke. The best part of humor being the part left unsaid to flower in the mind of the beholder.