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Rest In Peace Anna Nicole Smith

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:27 pm
by teri tait
Keeled over in a hotel room :shock:

I couldn't find a link, yet. Just heard it at work and wanted to be the first to blab. . .

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:02 pm
by Bill_Thompson
That poor woman.

At least she can be in eternal peace with her loving husband.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:02 am
by umop ap!sdn

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:11 pm
by Bill_Thompson
We are all saddened.

It is the kind of sadness we feel when a car breaks down before its warrantee expires and only a few dozen people got a chance to take it for a spin.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:41 pm
by Heid the Ba
I'm not sure why people mock her for her life, surely she was making the most of what she had to better her life and that of her son. Isn't that the American way? If she hadn't got the money it would have helped perpetuate the lifestyle of a family who were well off and educated simply through birth. So what if she conned an old geezer, he was happy and his family had already benefited through education and opportunity.

Self improvement is surely better than a hereditary oligarchy?

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:47 pm
by Bill_Thompson
This is true.

And it is sad because it seemed that she was just starting to get her live in order.

In fact, I think she was going to have a meeting with Angelina Jolie's
publicist in order to dupe America into believing that she was a good person.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:43 pm
by Bill_Thompson
We are all lucky and better off for having Anna Nicole Smith bless us with her loving and giving life. Wasn't it Anna Nicole Smith who once said "Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting."? No. Wait a second. That was Mother Theresa who said that. Nevermind.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:43 pm
by Capt. Moosedoom
SHE'S A WHORE!!!!!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 9:06 pm
by Lance
Lt. Moosedoom wrote:SHE'S A WHORE!!!!!

Don't hold back now... Tell us how you really feel.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 9:50 pm
by St. Jimmy
They didn't find an organ donor card on her, but instead a silcon donor card. Her contribution will make over 10 breastless women very happy.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:33 am
by Superluminal
OK guys, raise your hands. How many here could be the father of ANS's baby? Some guy in a Calif. prison is claiming to be the father, because he made a donation to the ANS sperm bank. I didn't even know she had a sperm bank. Unless it was one she carried in her purse or something. Maybe when KOS gets through dealing with the golden pigs, he can check on it, and let us know what the deal is.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:34 am
by Dragon Star
Lance wrote:
Lt. Moosedoom wrote:SHE'S A WHORE!!!!!

Don't hold back now... Tell us how you really feel.


I agree, don't be a pussy!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:43 pm
by Bill_Thompson
Superluminal wrote:OK guys, raise your hands. How many here could be the father of ANS's baby? Some guy in a Calif. prison is claiming to be the father, because he made a donation to the ANS sperm bank. I didn't even know she had a sperm bank. Unless it was one she carried in her purse or something. Maybe when KOS gets through dealing with the golden pigs, he can check on it, and let us know what the deal is.


She once told a close friend that she thought that HKS would make a better financial provider to her baby. She said "It is all about the money, honey."

She admitted to several friends that that other guy was the biological father.

She was not a good person. I am shocked by people showing her any kindness.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:15 pm
by umop ap!sdn
Personal attack split here.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:02 am
by Bill_Thompson
She showed us the way.

She showed us the way to quickly get a permanent residency in The Bahamas.

http://images.associatedcontent.com/150 ... 055342.jpg
http://img.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0702/19/kramen.jpg
http://www.26noticias.com.ar/adjuntos/imagen/41998.jpg
http://www.ednoperu.com/images/seccion/ ... _esp03.jpg

Just make out with the Immigration Authority.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:04 am
by Мастер
Bill_Thompson wrote:She showed us the way.

She showed us the way to quickly get a permanent residency in The Bahamas.

http://images.associatedcontent.com/150 ... 055342.jpg
http://img.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0702/19/kramen.jpg
http://www.26noticias.com.ar/adjuntos/imagen/41998.jpg
http://www.ednoperu.com/images/seccion/ ... _esp03.jpg

Just make out with the Immigration Authority.


I don't think that would work for me.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:41 am
by Lance
They showed the photos those were cropped from on CNN the other day. They were far less incriminating when seen in context.

They were taken at a party, in a room full of people.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:53 pm
by Мастер
The third one in particular - I suspect it might actually be two different photos spliced together. Because if it were just one photo, then there wouldn't be the newspaper clipping in the middle.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:20 pm
by Bill_Thompson
Lance wrote:They showed the photos those were cropped from on CNN the other day. They were far less incriminating when seen in context.

They were taken at a party, in a room full of people.


That makes sense. If it was an affair who would be there to take the picture?

People are so freaking stupid.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:26 am
by Superluminal
Things are getting wierd. They are having a hearing in a couple of days to determine who gets custody of ANS remains. The judge says they will have to hurry, she is decomposing faster than normal. I guess someone forgot to turn the refridgerator down.

I know Howard Stern wants her, her mother wants her, Dragon Star wants her, so who else wants her?

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:59 am
by Lance
I don't want her, I already had her. You see, it was actually me who fathered her baby.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:13 pm
by Bill_Thompson
Anyone see the court drama now?
It seems that HKS was a bad guy.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:03 am
by Superluminal
Is he the same Howard Stern who has the radio program?

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:04 am
by Dragon Star
Superluminal wrote:Is he the same Howard Stern who has the radio program?


Nope.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:24 am
by Superluminal
Domo arigoto goziemus skoshi Dragon-san