How to make sure our woman wins the presidency

Discussions of things currently in the news.

How to make sure our woman wins the presidency

Postby Bill_Thompson » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:47 pm

I thought I would start a discussion thread to come up with ideas to make sure Hillary wins the race for the white house.

The neocons are going to start pulling all the dirty punches because of their evil nature and so we should fight fire with fire.

I suggest we keep the conspiracy theories alive in the press that Bush and the neocons caused 9-11 for financial gains.

Does anyone else have any ideas?
User avatar
Bill_Thompson
Puppet Master
Puppet Master
 
Posts: 2766
Joined: Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:58 pm

Re: How to make sure our woman wins the presidency

Postby Lance » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:06 pm

Bill_Thompson wrote:Bush and the neocons caused 9-11 for financial gains.

:shock:

I thought they did it for power.
No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

==========================================

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
User avatar
Lance
Administrator
Administrator
Cheeseburger Swilling Lard-Ass who needs to put down the remote and get off the couch.
 
Posts: 64495
Joined: Thu May 12, 2005 5:51 pm
Location: Oswego, IL

Re: How to make sure our woman wins the presidency

Postby Bill_Thompson » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:16 pm

Lance wrote:
Bill_Thompson wrote:Bush and the neocons caused 9-11 for financial gains.

:shock:

I thought they did it for power.


Your RIGHT. That is a better spin. I like that. It was part of the skull-and-bones / illuminati / Free Mason stunt to gain power and take away our civil liberties. I forgot.

I thought of several ways to make people vote for Hillary.

The way you make the sensible liberals to vote for Hillary is to say that 9-11 happened on Bush's Neocon watch.

The way you make the conspiracy theory minded liberals vote for Hillary is to say that Bush and the Neocons did 9-11 to take away our civil liberties (which is what most of them will think)

The way you make women vote for Hillary is to appeal to their since of revolution. Tell them that they have to stand up for womenkind.

The way you make young swing voting males vote to Hillary is to appeal to their manhood and sexuality. Tell them, "what? you have to be gay not to vote for a woman". Basically, make it like a high school student council campaign for fucktards.

The way you make the more mature male swing voters vote to Hillary is to appeal to their manhood and sexuality but in a different way . Tell them women will be so happy to have a woman as president that they will be hugging and kissing in public.
User avatar
Bill_Thompson
Puppet Master
Puppet Master
 
Posts: 2766
Joined: Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:58 pm

Postby Dragon Star » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:59 pm

It's simple, really...

Just kill all of the Republicans and sane Democrats, and she will win.

:lol:
User avatar
Dragon Star
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
 
Posts: 12584
Joined: Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:37 pm
Location: Islamorada, FL

Postby Мастер » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:03 pm

Dragon Star wrote:It's simple, really...

Just kill all of the Republicans and sane Democrats, and she will win.

:lol:


I think if the US constitution were changed to allow George W. Bush to run for a third term, she would win handily, provided GWB chose to run again (and received his party's nomination). . .
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man
User avatar
Мастер
Moderator
Moderator
Злой Мудак
Mauerspecht
 
Posts: 20545
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:56 pm
Location: Far from Damascus

Postby Dragon Star » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:28 pm

I would vote for her, but not because I want her for president...
User avatar
Dragon Star
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
 
Posts: 12584
Joined: Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:37 pm
Location: Islamorada, FL

Postby Arneb » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:00 pm

I suggest if Bill really wants to support her, he should keep as quiet as possible. Since her votes will generally come from the more intelligent people of some integrity and character, loud clamouring from Bill might dissuade them.
Non sunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitatem
User avatar
Arneb
Moderator
Moderator
German Medical Dude
God of All Things IT
 
Posts: 20660
Joined: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: Potsdam, Germany

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:18 pm

She won't get my vote.
User avatar
Heid the Ba
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
Tree hugging, veggie, sandal wearing, pinko Euroweasel
Mr. Sexy Ass
 
Posts: 37909
Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:20 pm
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Postby Bill_Thompson » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:13 am

Arneb wrote:I suggest if Bill really wants to support her, he should keep as quiet as possible. Since her votes will generally come from the more intelligent people of some integrity and character, loud clamouring from Bill might dissuade them.


You are on to me.
User avatar
Bill_Thompson
Puppet Master
Puppet Master
 
Posts: 2766
Joined: Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:58 pm

Postby Superluminal » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:17 am

You mean your not voting in the Scottish primary?
I'm not a scientist, but I play one on the internet.
http://www.rrac.org
User avatar
Superluminal
Puppet Master
Puppet Master
 
Posts: 3255
Joined: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:26 am
Location: +33.6690 94.1755

Postby Bill_Thompson » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:26 am

Arneb wrote:I suggest if Bill really wants to support her, he should keep as quiet as possible. Since her votes will generally come from the more intelligent people of some integrity and character, loud clamouring from Bill might dissuade them.


She is probably not a lesbian but she is pro-lesbian and I can get behind that. Woo Hoo! Just think that if she won what a great role model that will be for lesbians who need to come out of the closet. I am going to make sure everyone knows about this!

Image
User avatar
Bill_Thompson
Puppet Master
Puppet Master
 
Posts: 2766
Joined: Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:58 pm

Postby Dragon Star » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:13 am

Bill_Thompson wrote:She is probably not a lesbian but she is pro-lesbian and I can get behind that.


:P :P :P
User avatar
Dragon Star
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
 
Posts: 12584
Joined: Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:37 pm
Location: Islamorada, FL


Return to Current Events and Politics

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron