Illuminati-R-Us

I thought I would start a discussion thread to come up with ideas to make sure Hillary wins the race for the white house.

The neocons are going to start pulling all the dirty punches because of their evil nature and so we should fight fire with fire.

I suggest we keep the conspiracy theories alive in the press that Bush and the neocons caused 9-11 for financial gains.

Does anyone else have any ideas?

Bill_Thompson wrote:Bush and the neocons caused 9-11 for financial gains.

I thought they did it for power.

Lance wrote:

Bill_Thompson wrote:Bush and the neocons caused 9-11 for financial gains.

I thought they did it for power.

Your RIGHT. That is a better spin. I like that. It was part of the skull-and-bones / illuminati / Free Mason stunt to gain power and take away our civil liberties. I forgot.

I thought of several ways to make people vote for Hillary.

The way you make the sensible liberals to vote for Hillary is to say that 9-11 happened on Bush's Neocon watch.

The way you make the conspiracy theory minded liberals vote for Hillary is to say that Bush and the Neocons did 9-11 to take away our civil liberties (which is what most of them will think)

The way you make women vote for Hillary is to appeal to their since of revolution. Tell them that they have to stand up for womenkind.

The way you make young swing voting males vote to Hillary is to appeal to their manhood and sexuality. Tell them, "what? you have to be gay not to vote for a woman". Basically, make it like a high school student council campaign for fucktards.

The way you make the more mature male swing voters vote to Hillary is to appeal to their manhood and sexuality but in a different way . Tell them women will be so happy to have a woman as president that they will be hugging and kissing in public.

It's simple, really...

Just kill all of the Republicans and sane Democrats, and she will win.

Dragon Star wrote:It's simple, really...

Just kill all of the Republicans and sane Democrats, and she will win.

I think if the US constitution were changed to allow George W. Bush to run for a third term, she would win handily, provided GWB chose to run again (and received his party's nomination). . .

I would vote for her, but not because I want her for president...

I suggest if Bill really wants to support her, he should keep as quiet as possible. Since her votes will generally come from the more intelligent people of some integrity and character, loud clamouring from Bill might dissuade them.

She won't get my vote.

Arneb wrote:I suggest if Bill really wants to support her, he should keep as quiet as possible. Since her votes will generally come from the more intelligent people of some integrity and character, loud clamouring from Bill might dissuade them.

You are on to me.

You mean your not voting in the Scottish primary?

Arneb wrote:I suggest if Bill really wants to support her, he should keep as quiet as possible. Since her votes will generally come from the more intelligent people of some integrity and character, loud clamouring from Bill might dissuade them.

She is probably not a lesbian but she is pro-lesbian and I can get behind that. Woo Hoo! Just think that if she won what a great role model that will be for lesbians who need to come out of the closet. I am going to make sure everyone knows about this!

Bill_Thompson wrote:She is probably not a lesbian but she is pro-lesbian and I can get behind that.

:P :P :P