Jihad: The Musical

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Jihad: The Musical

Postby The Beer Slayer » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:13 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

Muslim fury as 'Jihad The Musical' comes to the UK
Last updated at 16:43pm on 3rd August 2007

International terrorism and the threat to Britain from Al-Qaeda would probably be deemed by most as unlikely subject matter for a musical.

After all, suicide bombing, mass bloodshed and fundamental Islam do not exactly lend themselves to singing and dancing.

But Jihad the Musical by the Silk Circle Production company has forged on regardless and is already being performed on stage at the Edinburgh Festival.

The controversial satire about Islamic terrorism includes such classic tunes as "Building a bomb today, what does the manual say" and "I wanna be like Osama".

Perhaps its creators were inspired by the success of The Producers - a runaway broadway hit which attracted criticism for its camp rendition of Nazi Germany.

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Like that production, the terrorism musical - billed as a "madcap gallop through the wacky world of international terrorism" - has already sparked protests.

A petition calling for the Prime Minister to condemn the musical has been launched on his Downing Street website.

It says: "We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to condemn the tasteless portrayal of terrorism and its victims in Jihad the Musical."

But producer James Lawler has downplayed the protest, saying: "We have no intention of causing offence or insult with this show, It is simply a musical comedy."

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The musical tells the story of a young Afghan peasant Sayid who dreams of making it as a flower farmer selling poppies in the West.

His plans are thwarted by a jihadi cell seeking to blow up Western targets, in particular one in Britain known as the "Unidentified, Very Prestigious Landmark".

Sayid sings to his burkha clad mentor: "I can only see your eyes" and theatre-goers are also treated to a song called "We're going to rock the righteous, to the Jihad jive".

The story comes to a head on the night of the attack when Sayid must decide whose side he is on.

His sister eventually saves him, along with the French who sing "We turned and ran".

The Independent said: "The truth is that although the show doesn't exactly bomb, neither Zoe Samuel's lyrics nor Evan Cabnet's production are quite sharp enough to offend.

"It could have been a lot more topical and hard-hitting if it wanted to be really inflammatory."

The reviewer added that the ending was "almost heart-warming".

Jihad the Musical runs until August 26.
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Postby troubleagain » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:03 pm

How long until the fatwah?
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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:23 am

How long until the fatwah?


Yep. No kidding.

This smacks of "make my career anyway I can" to me. Pathetic.

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Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:46 am

Ah, the Edinburgh Fringe: MacBeth in a phonebox, the songs of Britney Spears in latin, bad comedy, juggling, people standing still for money, Andean flautists, Thai Ladyboys, Puppetry of the Penis (go on you know you want to google it). Some of the reasons us locals avoid the city centre in August.

Makes a change from using nudity to try and shock. It looks like a small venue, with a late start time so they are trying to put bums on seats. That is "bums" in the UK sense rather than tramps, hobos or gentlemen of the road. I think Blue Monster 65 hit the nail on the head.
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Postby Enzo » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:45 am

Andean Flautists?

How about Andean Flatulists?

One's a tooter, the other is a pooter tooter.



And it comes to Broadway...

Overture

-I-
Bring my remains to Broad-way
Dismember me in Herald Square
Tell the infadels at Forty-Second Street,
That I will soon be there; (and there, and there)
Whisper of how I'm yearning
To plow into the old time throng,
Give my regards to old Broadway,
And say that I'll shoot them e'er long.

-II-
It's a bright sunny day in the meadow
It's a bright sunny day in the meadow
The corn that they raise
Will ensure Allah's praise
And I've got nothing good here
For this final phrase...

Oh what a beautiful morning
Oh what a beautiful day
I'm on Jihad, just a warning,
I'm gonna blow you away.


-III-
It's Akbar, I just met a guy name of Akbar
and suddenly the name will never be the same to me.
Ole' Akbar, he just missed me, bad shot this Akbar
I'm hiding in garage, he's loosed a new barrage at me
Akbar, there is loud mezzuins a-praying
All around there are bullets spraying
It's Akbar, I'll never stop shouting at Akbar


-IV-
I'm walking free in AMerica
Targets for me in AMerica
Look at them flee in America
Big killing spree in America


-V-
I'm an angry sort of towel head
In America to die
I'll shoot the nephews of your Uncle Sam
Killed on your Fourth of July

Angry Muslim came from London
C4 in a pony
I am a fundament-list boy.


-VI-
(somebody save me, I was about to do Cats)


Ladies and Gentlemen, the show bombed before it could conclude.
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