Office pool

[Enzo]

Regarding Idaho's Senator Larry Craig, busted for soliciting in the airport men's room. Heard to say, "I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay."

The office pool? Well, how long you think it will be before he goes to rehab and finds Jesus?

[Blue Monster 65]

Lessee ... he resigns tomorrow and Monday is a holiday, so I'm bettin' on Tuesday.

Did you hear how he originally blamed his actions on being afraid of a black guy in the bathroom with him? Yes ... the cop!

Dig yourself a hole, fucktard. Sheesh!

Woof! - Scott

[Enzo]

The wife summed it up pretty well this evening. And she works with that stripe of society.

SO the Senator claims to have no knowledge of such things.

Ok, you are in the public rest room, and after idle chat with the guy next to you, he flashes his cop badge.

If you had no idea that there had been signals passing back and forth, you'd react, "what?"

If you in fact were aware of all the sorts of stuff that goes on, and you did understand signals, you'd react, "Hey, No, not me, that is not what I had in mind, you've misinterpreted my actions, etc."

Guess which reaction the senator had.

[Мастер]

What do you think the guy ought to do (or have done to him)?

[The Beer Slayer]

Remember not to tap your toes in a public restroom.

By the way, remember this thread:

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/v ... php?t=2954

[The Beer Slayer]

Hey, do you think "The Restroom Senators" would be a good name for a band?

[Blue Monster 65]

And now he's saying he's not going to resign and will fight to overturn his conviction.

What an ass. He just doesn't get it. I sure hope his constituents tell him to fuck off.

Woof! - Scott

[Enzo]

There you go Scott, we should form a band - the Restroom Senators. Our music would be representing. We could add Gary. As a Jew, he could be our liason with the industry. They run show biz after all.

We could call ourselves the COugar brothers - Enzo Cougar and Scott COugar. Then on our second album we'd change it to Enzo and Scott Mellencamp. I've senate happen.


(Oh yes I did...)

[Blue Monster 65]

Sigh ... you all see what I put up with?

Woof! - Scott

[umop ap!sdn]

I've senate happen.

[Blue Monster 65]

Quit encouraging him!!!

Woof! - Scott

[Мастер]

But Enzo is famous for is puns. He even has a new rank based on them...