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by **Мастер** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:23 am

Holy crap! Any of the Michiganers heard about this?

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/14099445/detail.html

by **pmcolt** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:31 am

Yeesh!

Well, if you're going to go, might as well go in style, I suppose.

Then again, are they sure it wasn't just an accidental guillotining?

by **Enzo** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:33 am

Pfff... Detroit, whadaya expect? The collected intellect of a monster truck rally at work here.

I 'spect it will be in tomorrow papers.

Guy probably just lost his head, and...

Oh, these are too easy....

by **Blue Monster 65** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:08 pm

Well, you know, we do have a thing about culling the herd ...

Woof! - Scott

by **troubleagain** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:00 pm

I'm curious to know if he tested it to be sure it would work first! :shock:

by **Мастер** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:29 pm

troubleagain wrote:I'm curious to know if he tested it to be sure it would work first!

This guy didn't.

It's amazing how many results a Google search for "homemade guillotine" turns up...

by **troubleagain** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:51 pm

Oh, my GOD! Well, the *suicide* was successful, even if his method wasn't executed perfectly. :shock:

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:23 pm

When police discovered the grisly scene, they noticed that the power strip’s master switch was in the "off" position. Neighbors stated that Moore was an electrician.

HAHA! Sheesh... :roll:

by **Enzo** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:16 am

What a maroon.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:19 am

Idiocy abounds ...

Woof! - Scott

by **troubleagain** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:41 pm

Enzo wrote:What a maroon.

I'm thinking more of a deep crimson....

by **Мастер** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:51 pm

Well, if it's idiocy, it's self-correcting...

by **Enzo** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:55 am

King Crimson? Or Deep Purple?

So we had a guy in the paper yesterday here in Lansing. Wanted to thwart burglars breaking into his house. SO he mounted booby trap pipe bombs in the house. I don't really have to tell you what happens next do I?

Guy trips his own pipe bomb and blows his hand off. Soon after he is banging on his neighbor's door with a bloody stump wrapped in a towel.

Police cordoned off the area so they could sent the bomb squad into the house to look for other bombs. ATF was there, it was the whole show.

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