Illuminati-R-Us

by **Enzo** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:13 am

Apparently in Shepherdsville, KY (that is Kentucky, not the personal lubricant) at the local McDonalds, someone called the restaurant posing as a police officer reporting a theft. Over three and a half hours, as the caller was on the phone, employees were asked to take off their clothing and perform sex acts. All this caught on security cameras, of course. Apparently other McDonald stores and other fast food places had gotten similar calls.

At least one 18 year old employee sued McDonalds. WOn 6 million bucks. She deserved a break today.

A good thing the young woman didn't spill any piping hot fluids on her leg, or there'd really be trouble.

One wonders how the manager of a McDOnalds - or anyplace else - doesn't find anything suspicious about a "policemen" calling up to investigate a theft by asking the employees to go into the office, take off their clothes and perform sex acts on one another. Doesn't the thought, "This can't be right," cross through their minds? Apparently not.

What kind of moron do you take me for?

First class.

I'm lovin' it.

by **Мастер** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:38 am

Remember this one?

http://www.explodingcigar.com/article448.html

by **Lance** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:49 am

Heh, never saw that one before.

Didn't something similar happen in a fast food restaurant a few years ago too?

by **Blue Monster 65** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:51 pm

Sounds to me like someone was caught on tape, screwing around, and came up with a story to cover their asses. Sad, sad, sad, no matter how it plays out.

See? See why I should be allowed to cull the human race?

After hearing the article on NPR this morning about how the secular wing of the Paletinians needs to "protect" Ramadan, and the moron "goth" kid who was pissed about being sterotyped (amongst other things) who shot up his school and then killed himself, I'm beginning to think I really should be allowed to do just that.

Fuck me.

Woof! - Scott

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:15 pm

Blue Monster 65 wrote:Fuck me.

Now you're talkin'!

by **Superluminal** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:03 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Remember this one?

http://www.explodingcigar.com/article448.html

I'm going to call the girl next door and tell her that NASA just launched the first Gynecological satellite. If you need a free exam just.....well you get the picture. :P

by **Blue Monster 65** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:30 am

Muhahahahahahahahahaha! If it works, Super ... lemme know!

And DS ... I'm married ... and I take my vows seriously ... sorry! :lol:

Woof! - Scott

by **Enzo** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:02 am

The guy who called was in FLorida, he apparently placed calls around the country from there. They detained him.

I had no idea NASA was so diversified.

Wait, Nasa is in FLorida too.... hmmm....

by **Dragon Star** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:14 am

Blue Monster 65 wrote:And DS ... I'm married ... and I take my vows seriously ... sorry!

I'd take your bowel's too, seriously.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:11 am

HEY! Nobody told me DS was a cannibal! Dammit! I could have used him for a ... erm ... "project" I had last week.

Woof! - Scott

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:51 am

Actually, he's a dragon.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:15 am

Oh! Yes. I knew that. Silly me ...

Never mind ...

Woof! - Scott

by **Enzo** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:37 am

Yeah, if you are ever in an argument with him, don't say "Bite me."

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:07 am

In all honesty, I only nibble.

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