Indian Politician Dies in Monkey Attack

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Indian Politician Dies in Monkey Attack

Postby Мастер » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:39 pm

The NWO has many agents at its disposal:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/1 ... index.html
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:40 pm

:shock: I knew you couldn't trust those little beady-eyed bastards!
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Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:15 pm

Maybe the mayor's office will take the monkey infestation seriously now.
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Postby Мастер » Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:45 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:Maybe the mayor's office will take the monkey infestation seriously now.


Heh heh, we're coming for YOU next! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

ETA - I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that the picture in my avatar is of a lemur, not a monkey. I had absolutely nothing to do with this attack. Honest.
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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:14 am

Note to self: KOS' implant seems to be working just fine. Need to alert other members of the LMS that Operation Monkey Mind is ... erm ... operational ... and that certain members of the Illuminati may be aware of our plans. They'll have to be elimated, preferrably by one of their own. Have to upgrade the chip in Enzo's brain for this one - it's bound to get messy and he gets distracted soooo easily.

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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:16 am

What the hell was he doing monkeying around up there?
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Postby Enzo » Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:47 am

He's a politician, maybe he was running in a primate election.




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First kill all the loris

Lemur out of here.



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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:26 pm

Must have been attempting to promote gorilla tactics.
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Postby The Beer Slayer » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:38 pm

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Postby Bill_Thompson » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:08 pm

Politician dies at the hands of monkeys. Is this Natural Selection?
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Postby KLA2 » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:35 pm

Either Un-natural or De-selection, I would think. :wink:

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Re: Indian Politician Dies in Monkey Attack

Postby Bill_Thompson » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:38 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:The NWO has many agents at its disposal:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/1 ... index.html


The monkey's had to act. The politician figured out the key and was about to tell the world.
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