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by **Heid the Ba** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:05 pm

A couple of days ago it came to light that there was an alleged blackmail plot against "a member of the royal family", there had been a criminal hearing but it was in camera and subject to a gagging order.

The UK press has had to comply with this, but our jolly Italian cousins don't.

The gist of it is the queen's nephew likes to take coke and give the servants blowjobs. All terribly 1980s. It may or may not be on video.

Bonus points for the first person to make a pun, I'm simply the straightman here.

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:51 pm

Well, I don't believe it was the coke that aroused the gagging order...

by **Enzo** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:35 am

ORG - Order of Royal Gag

Comes (tee hee) with a crest feasturing a kneeling Royal.

OBE - Off Blowing Earls.

OBE - Oh Boy! Excrement!

(Too kinky?)

So it is the Queen's nephew, but it sounds more like the nephew is a queen.

(Sorry, I need to go have dinner, I'm not doing so well here.)

by **Blue Monster 65** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:27 am

How come people get so upset (and the authorities haul me in for questioning) when I attempt to raise an army to head to England, behead the Royal Family and install myself on the throne? Would that not be God's will? That's the way it was done in the old days, so why can't I do it now? Sigh ... I'd be a good King ... honest, I would!

Woof! - Scott

by **Heid the Ba** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:52 am

Blue Monster 65: I'll raise the Highlands behind your banner. Of course this is traditionally done by raising a fiery cross* to rally the clans so we may want something a bit less controversial; flashmobbing perhaps.

So much for keeping this under wraps. The first entry if you google Viscount Linley is this. and his wiki entry now mentions it.

*Not one of our better exports.

by **KLA2** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:32 pm

Hmmm. When you say to your wife "I'm leaving to go battle the Royals," does she reply, "Then off with ye Haid?'

Not an auspicious start. :lol:

by **Heid the Ba** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:38 pm

KLA2 wrote:Hmmm. When you say to your wife "I'm leaving to go battle the Royals," does she reply, "Then off with ye Haid?'

Not an auspicious start.

by **Halcyon Dayz, FCD** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:01 pm

Linley doesn't seem to have done anything wrong.
He is not in the video.
It shows a former employee making certain allegations.

So it's extortion rather then blackmail.
Real stupid thing to try to pull off.
Some people don't respond well to threads.

This aristo moves up a notch in my respect for him.
(Easy thing to do if you start at zero.)

by **Blue Monster 65** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:34 am

Alright, Heid! So you'll be wanting the Highlands for yourself, right? Not a problem. Just don't lose your head ...

C'mon, Kla2 - you in or not? Wales is calling!

Woof! - Scott

by **Enzo** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:34 am

Hey, I'm with you Scott, and all the McEnzos. We'll be there in our Jackson Pollack tartans. And you can count on me to holler:

FRAYDOM!!!

And my ass is a lot bigger than Mel Gibson's, I'll tell you.

(Actually, I think I will wear the McCallum tartan. It's very tasteful and subdued. Like myself...)

(Not like those McLeod guys.)

by **Blue Monster 65** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:35 am

Uhh ... I don't wanna do this naked, OK? Just not comfortable with that, you know? Sigh ...

Woof! - Scott

by **Lance** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:53 am

No big thing...

by **Blue Monster 65** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:38 pm

Well, that was uncalled for, Lance. Sheesh!

Woof! - Scott

by **Enzo** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:39 am

Geez Lance, he already SAID he was sensitive.

How did I miss "Wales calling?"
I hear Gracie is the hell pregnant.

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