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Now who does this remind me of...?

PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:31 am
by Enzo
Typo vigilantes banned from national parks

Story Highlights
Two men pleaded guilty this month to damaging sign at Grand Canyon.
They toured the nation this spring, fixing errors on government and private signs.
Officials learned of incident on Typo Eradication Advancement League site.
The men are on probation and banned from national parks for a year.

PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) -- When it comes to marking up historic signs, good grammar is a bad defense.


Jeff Deck and Benjamin Herson corrected the grammar in the first paragraph of this sign.

Two self-styled vigilantes against typos who defaced a more than 60-year-old, hand-painted sign at Grand Canyon National Park were sentenced to probation and banned from national parks for a year.

Jeff Deck and Benjamin Herson pleaded guilty August 11 for the damage done March 28 at the park's Desert View Watchtower. The sign was made by Mary Elizabeth Jane Colter, the architect who designed the rustic 1930s watchtower and other Grand Canyon-area landmarks.

Deck and Herson, both 28, toured the United States this spring, wiping out errors on government and private signs. They were interviewed by NPR and the Chicago Tribune, which called them "a pair of Kerouacs armed with Sharpies and erasers and righteous indignation."

An affidavit by National Park Service agent Christopher A. Smith said investigators learned of the vandalism from an Internet site operated by Deck on behalf of the Typo Eradication Advancement League.

Authorities said a diary written by Deck reported that while visiting the watchtower, he and Herson "discovered a hand-rendered sign inside that, I regret to report, contained a few errors."

The fiberboard sign has yellow lettering with a black background. Deck wrote that they used a marker to cover an erroneous apostrophe, put the apostrophe in its proper place with correction fluid and added a comma.

The misspelled word "emense" was not fixed, Deck wrote, because "I was reluctant to disfigure the sign any further. ... Still, I think I shall be haunted by that perversity, emense, in my train-whistle-blighted dreams tonight."

Deck and Herson pleaded guilty to conspiracy to vandalize government property.

They were sentenced to a year's probation, during which they cannot enter any national park or modify any public signs. They were also ordered to pay $3,035 to repair the watchtower sign.

The TEAL Web site now has only this message: "Statement on the signage of our National Parks and public lands to come."


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:09 am
by Dragon Star
Shit, I was disappointed to see that Gillianren is still active on BAUT. :(

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:34 am
by KLA2
I like Gillianren, and I admire what she does.

What, "kill the teachers"?

We have tortured all the teachers - we have broken every rule
We have even drowned the principal in the local swimming pool
And we'll go marching on!
We have tortured all the teachers - we have broken every rule
When the principal tried to stop us we just flushed 'em down the stool
Our truth is marching on!
We have ruptured all the teachers and we've broken all the rules,
And we'll go marching on!
We have sliced the English teachers and have drowned them in their blood
And we'll go marching on!
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
We have barbecued the principal and hung the janitor
Our school is burnin down!!
We have forgotten our multiplication tables, eaten our teachers and their families,
And we'll go marching on! ...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Burning_of_the_School

:(

Those guys were, however, a little overzealous. They missed the difference between a misspelling in a brochure and a historic artifact.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:41 am
by Enzo
Oh cool, wiki includes the line we used to sing:
So I hit him in the bean with a rotten tangerine...

...Hit her on the bean with a rotten tangerine
and her teeth came marching out...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:01 pm
by The Beer Slayer
Damned grammar Nazis!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:42 pm
by KLA2
Don't you mean to say,

"dammed gramer natsies"

? Suspicious. Very suspicious.

:rgs-noidea.gif:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:16 am
by Enzo
Damned "grammar" Natzi's.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:53 pm
by KLA2
Good thing they did not find Daniel Boone's "bear tree" carving

Frontiersmen often carved messages on trees or wrote their names on cave walls, and Boone's name or initials have been found in many places. One of the best-known inscriptions was carved into a tree in present Washington County, Tennessee which reads "D. Boon Cilled a. Bar [killed a bear] on [this] tree in the year 1760". :lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Boone

PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:01 pm
by Мастер
My feeling is, if you're going to hassle everyone over typos, you should make fewer yourself.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:06 am
by The Beer Slayer
These people have no lives. No lives at all.