by Enzo » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:08 am
Oh, I don't know about an unending line of Hooks. I think the line needs to end before Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Hugh Grant, Hulk Hogan, oh, and an unending list of others come up for the role. OH, and none of those skinny, brooding guys they always cast for all those vampire movies they can;t quit making.
Didn;t quite get the role:
John Cusack - self-narrates as a Hook with constant girlfriend trouble.
DeNiro - Are you ticking at ME, Croc?
CLint Eastwood - A croc has got to know his limitations. DO you feel lucky, croc? Well DO YOU?
CLint Howard - no, that's just wrong.
Bruce Willis - Hook always seen in a bloody undershirt
Colin Powell - Look, under the don't ask, don;t tell, we are not concerned about Pan. He is free to... they what? Oh...
Goldie Hawn - will do it for $100. Pirate Benjamin. (Oh yes I did.)
Sylvester Stallone - Yo, Pan...