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by **Мастер** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:27 am

Now I'll never get to meet our Dear Leader.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693

Saw a headline a while back, "Kim Jong Ill or Kim Jong Well?" I guess we know the answer now.

by **Heid the Ba** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:18 am

The antithesis of Vaclav Havel. It turns out DPRK is a hereditary monarchy.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:19 pm

Watching this mess very closely ...

by **Мастер** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:26 pm

Poor KJI. He must have gotten a bad batch of cognac.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:41 pm

snicker ^

by **Lance** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:31 pm

So there was the Great Leader and the Dear Leader. What's next?

by **Мастер** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:18 pm

Lance wrote:So there was the Great Leader and the Dear Leader. What's next?

The Worker's Party put out some letter which described Kim Jong Un as the "Great Successor". These titles are definitely getting suckier with each generation.

by **Arneb** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:30 pm

South korea's army didn't go into highest alarm mode for nothing...

F.A.Z. speculated he might have been helped surgically to resemble his gramp more in order to suggest all will be as much like paradise as in the fifties...

by **Halcyon Dayz, FCD** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:16 am

The God-Emperor is dead.

Long live the God-Emperor!

Lance wrote:So there was the Great Leader and the Dear Leader. What's next?

Lil' Kim is already taken.

by **Enzo** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:21 am

Hah, I like that one.

by **KLA2** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:42 am

At first, I was amused by the images of people in the DPRK weeping and wailing at the news. How phony, how staged. I am sure if any citizen had laughed and gone skipping off down the street singing “Ding dong, the witch is dead” they would have been shot in the back before the second line.

Then, soberly, the thought struck me that perhaps those peoples' grief was sincere. Human minds can so easily be manipulated to believe the ludicrously untrue, to imagine monsters as living gods, that perhaps they saw this despot as their savior. :evil:

by **tubeswell** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:01 pm

Another despot bites the dust. The dust is a great leveller.

by **Arneb** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:05 pm

Hey, he has this totally swag glass coffin. Do you?

by **Мастер** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:03 pm

Arneb wrote:Hey, he has this totally swag glass coffin. Do you?

Papa Stalin had one of those. Not any more!

by **Arneb** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:35 pm

That evokes an interesting question: Will the Great successor have one? The answer will tell us a lot about the future of North Korea.

by **Lance** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:53 pm

So far I have seen "Supreme Leader" and "Brilliant Comrade".

by **KLA2** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:58 am

Hey, a little understanding foe Kim Jong Il. How would you be, if every day was a bad hair day?

by **tubeswell** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:05 am

Arneb wrote:Hey, he has this totally swag glass coffin. Do you?

No. But I might get one for a rainy day

by **Superluminal** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:48 am

I just want to know is Kim Jong Unstable?

Perhaps if they ground up KJI and made soylent green out of him, then he could feed the country.

by **Мастер** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:57 am

Superluminal wrote:I just want to know is Kim Jong Unstable?

Is he unstable? Haven't seen too much of him so far . . .

Superluminal wrote:Perhaps if they ground up KJI and made soylent green out of him, then he could feed the country.

He was a rather small fellow, he wouldn't have fed very many.

by **Мастер** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:07 am

That car they carted him off in looks like something out of the 1970s.

by **Arneb** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:00 pm

It probably IS something from the 1970s.

by **Мастер** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:12 pm

As opposed to the occupant, who was something out of the 1940s.

He was born in the Far Eastern Federal District.

ETA - the correct statement should be, he was born in a place which is today located in the Far Eastern Federal District.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:09 am

The Newbie looks like he's caught in the headlights in every photo I see him in. I wonder who's really in charge - him or someone pulling the strings.

What a mess in a messed-up country. Ugh!

by **Superluminal** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:06 am

Mactep wrote:That car they carted him off in looks like something out of the 1970s.

1976 Lincoln Continental.

http://news.yahoo.com/korean-dictators- ... 01625.html

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