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by **Arneb** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:22 pm

OK, so do Heid and Lianachan...and about half a billion more people. But hey, it's a serious honour, and it's serious prize money. Let me see, 1 million € divided by....

OK, but the honour is tremendous. Did you know I am the largest peace project in history? Well, now you do, suckers!

by **Мастер** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:40 pm

Arneb wrote:OK, so do Heid and Lianachan...and about half a billion more people.

by **Enzo** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:13 pm

Aww, man, I NEVER get a Nobel Prize. Crap...grumble...

by **Arneb** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:48 pm

Maybe Obama can distribute his among the needy Merkins.

Oh, and Mactep - Here's to OUR Nobel prize. Sorry I forgot, you been looking mighty South East Asian of late. Pěkný víkend, comrade!

by **Мастер** » Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:20 pm

Arneb wrote:Oh, and Mactep - Here's to OUR Nobel prize.

Arneb wrote:Sorry I forgot, you been looking mighty South East Asian of late.

Like a chameleon, I try to blend into my surroundings!

Arneb wrote:Pěkný víkend, comrade!

Und Ihnen auch! (Hope I said that right . . .)

by **Arneb** » Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:23 pm

Mactep wrote:Und Ihnen auch! (Hope I said that right . . .)

You did - Although I thought we should be duzing each other... :wink:

by **Мастер** » Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:27 pm

Und dir auch!

by **Heid the Ba** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:43 am

I've got my acceptance speech ready, I hope you will all say a few words too.

by **Arneb** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:57 pm

We probably all get about one percent of one letter of the acceptance speech each.

Damned if I get alloted a fraction of a blank space. I want at least part of a j or a k. I don't dare hope for ä, ö, ü or ß. Hey, I'm German, and we are buying music and drinks on this party, so...

by **Heid the Ba** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:20 pm

Arneb wrote:Hey, I'm German, and we are buying music and drinks on this party, so...

Drinks?

by **Lianachan** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:35 am

I'm not sure I deserve it, as I'm struggling to recall any great contribution I've made to world peace. Having said that, the guy who won it in 2009 also did fuck all so cheers I guess.

by **Мастер** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:26 pm

Lianachan wrote:Having said that, the guy who won it in 2009 also did fuck all so cheers I guess.

Well, back when he hadn't done fuck, was the time when he was most qualified to win!

Here is what the 2002 winner thinks.

by **Lianachan** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:37 pm

Mactep wrote:Here is what the 2002 winner thinks.

I remember agreeing with him at the time.

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