Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfoolery

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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Lianachan » Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:39 pm

You can re-post that every few years, updating the number of elapsed years appropriately.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:12 pm

I was slightly surprised that it has been running for five years already.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:59 am

The unsealing of Epstein documents seem to corroborate the claims that Andy Windsor was up to things he shouldn’t.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Lianachan » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:27 pm

I”m sure nobody was more shocked by Epstein’s suicide than he was.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:29 am

Aye, Phil the Greek kills another one.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Feb 17, 2020 10:10 am

The new UK Attorney General seems to belong to a dodgy sect.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Arneb » Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:04 pm

Heid the Ba wrote:The new UK Attorney General seems to belong to a dodgy sect.

I seem to remember the same was said about the 35th President of the United States of America.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby MM_Dandy » Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:54 pm

On this side of the pond, the Boy Scouts of America have declared bankruptcy. It's the Chapter 11 version, which means that the organization will continue to operate while it reorganizes, and has a chance to emerge from bankruptcy at some point in the future. It also means that there's now a deadline for past victims to report abuse, and that some victims with cases in court right now will likely have to settle for a fraction of they may have otherwise received.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Enzo » Wed Feb 19, 2020 12:25 am

Sorry I diddled your kid, would you like a Girl Scout cookie?
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:48 am

Yeah, this seems to be all about protecting their assets, many of which they are trying to hide from the court.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Feb 25, 2020 3:01 pm

Would anyone who had "cover up" in the Westminster Kiddie Fiddling raffle please collect your winnings at the cash desk.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:31 am

Ok ladies, gentlemen and enbies, here's a case going through the Scottish courts just now. The short version is that a transgender sixteen year old (and you're an adult in Scotland at sixteen) had her sperm frozen in case she wanted it in the future. She then died suddenly. The mother wants to use the sperm but that is not allowed as her daughter was an adult.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Lianachan » Wed Aug 26, 2020 11:00 am

The word on the street is that there's a new superinjunction on the go, allegedly relating to BoJo the clown having trouble at home due to his pumping a violinist.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Aug 26, 2020 11:37 am

Colour me unshocked.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Lance » Thu Aug 27, 2020 10:06 pm

Heid the Ba wrote:Ok ladies, gentlemen and enbies, here's a case going through the Scottish courts just now. The short version is that a transgender sixteen year old (and you're an adult in Scotland at sixteen) had her sperm frozen in case she wanted it in the future. She then died suddenly. The mother wants to use the sperm but that is not allowed as her daughter was an adult.

Wait, what?
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby tubeswell » Thu Aug 27, 2020 10:59 pm

Lianachan wrote:..., allegedly ... BoJo ... pumping a violinist.


Non-specific fiddling aye?
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Arneb » Fri Aug 28, 2020 6:12 am

Did he pump her into being a violist?
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Aug 28, 2020 7:39 am

tubeswell wrote:
Lianachan wrote:..., allegedly ... BoJo ... pumping a violinist.


Non-specific fiddling aye?

Oh well played!
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Aug 28, 2020 7:40 am

Lance wrote:
Heid the Ba wrote:Ok ladies, gentlemen and enbies, here's a case going through the Scottish courts just now. The short version is that a transgender sixteen year old (and you're an adult in Scotland at sixteen) had her sperm frozen in case she wanted it in the future. She then died suddenly. The mother wants to use the sperm but that is not allowed as her daughter was an adult.

Wait, what?

The daughter planned to use her sperm, a donor egg and a surrogate to have a child which would be genetically hers. Her mother wants to do the same. Welcome to Scotland . . .
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Aug 28, 2020 7:43 am

Al Megrahi rises from the grave and gets a hearing in a Scottish court.
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Lianachan » Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:45 pm

tubeswell wrote:
Lianachan wrote:..., allegedly ... BoJo ... pumping a violinist.


Non-specific fiddling aye?

:=D:

Very good indeed! Embarrassed not to have thought of that myself!
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby g-one » Fri Aug 28, 2020 4:29 pm

tubeswell wrote:
Lianachan wrote:..., allegedly ... BoJo ... pumping a violinist.


Non-specific fiddling aye?

Nice one. There's a 'fiddler on the roof' variant in there somewhere. :)
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Re: Secret trials, kiddiefiddling and non-specific bumfooler

Postby Enzo » Sat Aug 29, 2020 12:12 am

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