Illuminati-R-Us

You can re-post that every few years, updating the number of elapsed years appropriately.

I was slightly surprised that it has been running for five years already.

The unsealing of Epstein documents seem to corroborate the claims that Andy Windsor was up to things he shouldn’t.

I”m sure nobody was more shocked by Epstein’s suicide than he was.

Aye, Phil the Greek kills another one.

The new UK Attorney General seems to belong to a dodgy sect.

Heid the Ba wrote:The new UK Attorney General seems to belong to a dodgy sect.

I seem to remember the same was said about the 35th President of the United States of America.

On this side of the pond, the Boy Scouts of America have declared bankruptcy. It's the Chapter 11 version, which means that the organization will continue to operate while it reorganizes, and has a chance to emerge from bankruptcy at some point in the future. It also means that there's now a deadline for past victims to report abuse, and that some victims with cases in court right now will likely have to settle for a fraction of they may have otherwise received.

Sorry I diddled your kid, would you like a Girl Scout cookie?

Yeah, this seems to be all about protecting their assets, many of which they are trying to hide from the court.

Would anyone who had "cover up" in the Westminster Kiddie Fiddling raffle please collect your winnings at the cash desk.

Ok ladies, gentlemen and enbies, here's a case going through the Scottish courts just now. The short version is that a transgender sixteen year old (and you're an adult in Scotland at sixteen) had her sperm frozen in case she wanted it in the future. She then died suddenly. The mother wants to use the sperm but that is not allowed as her daughter was an adult.

The word on the street is that there's a new superinjunction on the go, allegedly relating to BoJo the clown having trouble at home due to his pumping a violinist.

Colour me unshocked.

Heid the Ba wrote:Ok ladies, gentlemen and enbies, here's a case going through the Scottish courts just now. The short version is that a transgender sixteen year old (and you're an adult in Scotland at sixteen) had her sperm frozen in case she wanted it in the future. She then died suddenly. The mother wants to use the sperm but that is not allowed as her daughter was an adult.

Wait, what?

Lianachan wrote:..., allegedly ... BoJo ... pumping a violinist.

Non-specific fiddling aye?

Did he pump her into being a violist?

tubeswell wrote:

Lianachan wrote:..., allegedly ... BoJo ... pumping a violinist.

Non-specific fiddling aye?

Oh well played!

Lance wrote:

Heid the Ba wrote:Ok ladies, gentlemen and enbies, here's a case going through the Scottish courts just now. The short version is that a transgender sixteen year old (and you're an adult in Scotland at sixteen) had her sperm frozen in case she wanted it in the future. She then died suddenly. The mother wants to use the sperm but that is not allowed as her daughter was an adult.

Wait, what?

The daughter planned to use her sperm, a donor egg and a surrogate to have a child which would be genetically hers. Her mother wants to do the same. Welcome to Scotland . . .

Al Megrahi rises from the grave and gets a hearing in a Scottish court.

tubeswell wrote:

Lianachan wrote:..., allegedly ... BoJo ... pumping a violinist.

Non-specific fiddling aye?

Very good indeed! Embarrassed not to have thought of that myself!

tubeswell wrote:

Lianachan wrote:..., allegedly ... BoJo ... pumping a violinist.

Non-specific fiddling aye?

Nice one. There's a 'fiddler on the roof' variant in there somewhere.

And there's always room for Cello.

There are very persistent and persuasive rumours that all is not well in the Boris Johnson - Carrie Symonds household. The current scuttlebutt is that there is a superinjunction in place preventing anyone from reporting that her child isn't his, but that Zac Goldsmith is the father. Which means it is a different scummy blond Tory. Goldsmith ran an appalling racist and anti-Muslim campaign against Sadiq Khan for the mayor of London post. Which must make family dinners interesting since his sister Jemima was married to Imran khan (currently the Pakistan PM) and the Goldsmith mater familias is still very fond of Khan.

What, me, racist? some of my best friends are Pakistanis!

The longer one practices, the more cognitive dissonance one can bear.