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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Lianachan » Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:32 am

Heid the Ba' wrote:I suppose it need not be said that Keen is a worthless arsehat? No, ok. Keen is a worthless arsehat.

Keen gave the Westminster line yesterday as he is their spokesman on Scottish legal matters. Wolffe will counter that today, with facts and everything.


I'm still hoping that the net result of all of this nonsense will be Scottish independence.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:44 am

Opposition Lesbian No. 2 is calling for a federal system for the UK, because she knows she is pissing into the wind unless something changes.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Lianachan » Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:48 am

Heid the Ba' wrote:Opposition Lesbian No. 2 is calling for a federal system for the UK, because she knows she is pissing into the wind unless something changes.


Aye, saw that. Hopefully people won't be stupid enough to fall for that sort of nonsense. I suspect she's calling for it more because of the people she imagines will flock back to the Labour party, rather than it being anything like her actual views.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:55 am

I think you are correct, it is a cynical ploy to win votes. I can't see it working here, Labour are burned for another few years yet.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:58 am

For those furth of these airts: Opposition Lesbian No. 1 who gets seniority based on the fact she can be funny while being more or less always wrong politically. For example by appointing the above named arsehat.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Arneb » Wed Dec 07, 2016 3:55 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:Opposition Lesbian No. 2 is calling for a federal system for the UK, because she knows she is pissing into the wind unless something changes.


I didn't know lesbians could piss into the wind in any meaningful way. But it's Scotland, of course. Great continent. Anything's possible in Scotland.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:43 pm

The land of opportunity for upwind pissing lesbians.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Lance » Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:44 pm

Arneb wrote:I didn't know lesbians could piss into the wind in any meaningful way. But it's Scotland, of course. Great continent. Anything's possible in Scotland.

I've seen a female grab a handful of flesh and direct her stream in front of herself to piss on a guy's leg. I was not close enough to investigate the specific mechanics of how this was possible.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Lianachan » Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:59 pm

There's been much talk in the media about what a great job Opposition Lesbian No.1 is doing, and how the Tory party are resurgent in Scotland. Spotted this fine quote, which puts it nicely into perspective.

David Halliday wrote:When the Scottish Tory vote collapsed to 24% in 1987, who could have imagined that a mere 30 years later it would have rebounded to 22%?
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Enzo » Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:44 am

I can pee my name in the snow. Fortunately there is no "i" in my name... I lack the control.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Arneb » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:02 am

Don't tell me, what with all our Umlaute and stuff.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Lianachan » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:26 am

Arneb wrote:Don't tell me, what with all our Umlaute and stuff.


Those are just crying out for skillful drop shaking.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:28 am

"You think I dont' know my own daughter's handwriting?"
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Enzo » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:47 am

Try the veal...
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Lianachan » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:00 pm

More hilarious vaguely Brexit related news from these post-truth, post-expert times.

Can't be arsed with the link? Wealthy UKIP donor businessman arguing with Mary Beard, Professor of Classics and globally renowned Roman expert, about the downfall of the Roman empire. Immigrants, he says!
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:49 pm

I'm no fan of Mary Beard but I know where I stand on this one. It was the Celts. *runs and hides*
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Lianachan » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:56 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:I'm no fan of Mary Beard but I know where I stand on this one. It was the Celts. *runs and hides*


What's your beef with the Beard? I'm a great admirer of her attitude.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:07 pm

I have no problem with her gender, knowledge or attitude but there is just something about her rubs me up the wrong way. I can't actually think what but I know her programmes annoy me. My loss I suppose.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Lianachan » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:26 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:I have no problem with her gender, knowledge or attitude but there is just something about her rubs me up the wrong way. I can't actually think what but I know her programmes annoy me. My loss I suppose.


Fair enough, we all have folk we just don't like.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:07 pm

Actually, I might be confusing her with the one who does the Egyptian stuff, I'll check.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:53 pm

Apologies, I have been confusing her with Joann Fletcher.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Lianachan » Sat Dec 10, 2016 12:03 am

Heid the Ba' wrote:Apologies, I have been confusing her with Joann Fletcher.


Ah. Yes. Her academic credentials are in order, and she's an archaeologist (Beard is a damn historian!), but I, too, am not fond of her. Put that fucking umbrella down, you crazy bitch! Mary Beard is awesome, though. Knows her stuff inside out, backwards and forwards, her writing is accessible to the great unwashed, she doesn't give a shit that she's an old lady and will tell you to go and fuck yourself if you do.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Enzo » Sat Dec 10, 2016 12:05 am

Terrorists are the towel heads. The wetbacks are murders and rapists, but not terrorists per se.
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Dec 14, 2016 2:26 pm

From the comments section of an anti-SNP piece in the Grauniad: "You appear to have confused this comments section with the surrealist essay competition."
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Re: Brexit Delay

Postby Lianachan » Wed Dec 14, 2016 2:34 pm

David motherfucking Torrance. What a waste of skin and air.
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