Illuminati-R-Us

Heid the Ba' wrote:I suppose it need not be said that Keen is a worthless arsehat? No, ok. Keen is a worthless arsehat.

Keen gave the Westminster line yesterday as he is their spokesman on Scottish legal matters. Wolffe will counter that today, with facts and everything.

I'm still hoping that the net result of all of this nonsense will be Scottish independence.

Opposition Lesbian No. 2 is calling for a federal system for the UK, because she knows she is pissing into the wind unless something changes.

Heid the Ba' wrote:Opposition Lesbian No. 2 is calling for a federal system for the UK, because she knows she is pissing into the wind unless something changes.

Aye, saw that. Hopefully people won't be stupid enough to fall for that sort of nonsense. I suspect she's calling for it more because of the people she imagines will flock back to the Labour party, rather than it being anything like her actual views.

I think you are correct, it is a cynical ploy to win votes. I can't see it working here, Labour are burned for another few years yet.

For those furth of these airts: Opposition Lesbian No. 1 who gets seniority based on the fact she can be funny while being more or less always wrong politically. For example by appointing the above named arsehat.

Heid the Ba' wrote:Opposition Lesbian No. 2 is calling for a federal system for the UK, because she knows she is pissing into the wind unless something changes.

I didn't know lesbians could piss into the wind in any meaningful way. But it's Scotland, of course. Great continent. Anything's possible in Scotland.

The land of opportunity for upwind pissing lesbians.

Arneb wrote:I didn't know lesbians could piss into the wind in any meaningful way. But it's Scotland, of course. Great continent. Anything's possible in Scotland.

I've seen a female grab a handful of flesh and direct her stream in front of herself to piss on a guy's leg. I was not close enough to investigate the specific mechanics of how this was possible.

There's been much talk in the media about what a great job Opposition Lesbian No.1 is doing, and how the Tory party are resurgent in Scotland. Spotted this fine quote, which puts it nicely into perspective.

David Halliday wrote:When the Scottish Tory vote collapsed to 24% in 1987, who could have imagined that a mere 30 years later it would have rebounded to 22%?

I can pee my name in the snow. Fortunately there is no "i" in my name... I lack the control.

Don't tell me, what with all our Umlaute and stuff.

Arneb wrote:Don't tell me, what with all our Umlaute and stuff.

Those are just crying out for skillful drop shaking.

"You think I dont' know my own daughter's handwriting?"

Try the veal...

More hilarious vaguely Brexit related news from these post-truth, post-expert times.

Can't be arsed with the link? Wealthy UKIP donor businessman arguing with Mary Beard, Professor of Classics and globally renowned Roman expert, about the downfall of the Roman empire. Immigrants, he says!

I'm no fan of Mary Beard but I know where I stand on this one. It was the Celts. *runs and hides*

Heid the Ba' wrote:I'm no fan of Mary Beard but I know where I stand on this one. It was the Celts. *runs and hides*

What's your beef with the Beard? I'm a great admirer of her attitude.

I have no problem with her gender, knowledge or attitude but there is just something about her rubs me up the wrong way. I can't actually think what but I know her programmes annoy me. My loss I suppose.

Heid the Ba' wrote:I have no problem with her gender, knowledge or attitude but there is just something about her rubs me up the wrong way. I can't actually think what but I know her programmes annoy me. My loss I suppose.

Fair enough, we all have folk we just don't like.

Actually, I might be confusing her with the one who does the Egyptian stuff, I'll check.

Apologies, I have been confusing her with Joann Fletcher.

Heid the Ba' wrote:Apologies, I have been confusing her with Joann Fletcher.

Ah. Yes. Her academic credentials are in order, and she's an archaeologist (Beard is a damn historian!), but I, too, am not fond of her. Put that fucking umbrella down, you crazy bitch! Mary Beard is awesome, though. Knows her stuff inside out, backwards and forwards, her writing is accessible to the great unwashed, she doesn't give a shit that she's an old lady and will tell you to go and fuck yourself if you do.

Terrorists are the towel heads. The wetbacks are murders and rapists, but not terrorists per se.

From the comments section of an anti-SNP piece in the Grauniad: "You appear to have confused this comments section with the surrealist essay competition."

David motherfucking Torrance. What a waste of skin and air.