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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby MM_Dandy » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:54 pm

Well, the plan is to be in London as little as possible. I'm sure once he's in front of a microphone, wherever it is, he'll proudly spew as much mouth diarrhea that he can.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby g-one » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:12 pm

I'd love to see this go #1. The irony is it was written for dubya, but Trump makes him look brilliant in comparison.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lance » Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:58 am

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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Enzo » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:55 am

Amen.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lianachan » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:16 am

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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lianachan » Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:17 pm

Putin met Trump today - here's some footage of that historic occasion.

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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lance » Mon Jul 16, 2018 4:07 pm

Yeah, no shit. <<smh>>
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Richard A » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:49 pm

It couldn't have been clearer. He came here, said Theresa May wouldn't listen to him and Boris Johnson would make a great Prime Minister, then went on to Helsinki, said what a great guy Putin was and how he (Putin) had said very clearly that he hadn't interfered in the US elections and how the US-Russian relationship had been restored. But then Putin wouldn't tolerate 200,000 odd marching through Moscow expressing disapproval of one of his guests - and we kind of knew that's how Trump likes it. (Remember the "don't you just want to punch him in the face"?) Still, take heart: the mid-terms are only a few months away now and Trump's re-election campaign starts barely a year after that.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lianachan » Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:20 am

I've been hearing that Meat Loaf misspoke, and meant to say that he'd do anything for love INCLUDING that.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:04 am

Turns out Nina Simone does in fact have a home, shoes and money.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lianachan » Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:28 am

Richard Marx tweeted this;

I misspoke. I meant to say I “wouldn’t” be right here waiting for you.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:18 am

Mick Jagger misspoke, he can get satisfaction.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lianachan » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:23 am

Sorry, what I meant to say is that I wouldn't walk 500 miles.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:54 am

Ich bin nicht ein Berliner: JFK

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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lianachan » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:59 am

Four score and seven years ago our fathers did not bring forth on this continent.....
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:04 am

Do not give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free . . .
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lianachan » Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:36 am

My main concern with all of this is that it might mean Whitney Houston didn't always love me.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:01 pm

Excellent!

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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lianachan » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:37 pm

Indeed - we shouldn't have known better.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Arneb » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:42 pm

Heid the Ba wrote:Ich bin nicht ein Berliner: JFK

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It's gramatically correct, but 'Ich bin kein Berliner'(I am no Berliner vs. I am not a Berliner) would have been the more natural way to put it.


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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Enzo » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:49 pm

As Titanic sailed into New York, she meant to sing "My Heart Will Not Go On".
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby g-one » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:36 pm

I misspoke. I meant there was no collision.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby g-one » Thu Jul 19, 2018 4:38 pm

Be sure to do a google search today for 'idiot' and click on the images tab. :D
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Enzo » Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:32 pm

"fucking moron" didn't disappoint.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:43 pm

Oh well done!
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