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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lance » Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:40 pm

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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:29 pm

Oh, that's a tough lie. Probably going to need to apply a great deal of spin to avoid the sand traps.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:33 pm

Well he's often caught in a bad lie.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:36 pm

That he is, but it's the caddie's fault, I'm told.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Enzo » Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:56 pm

Then there is that tiny putter...
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:09 pm

...just the right size for his tiny hands!
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:15 pm

His golf courses here continue to lose money. He will get approximately fuck all help from the Scottish government for any proposed extensions etc. I wouldn't be surprised if they grant permission for a combined squid guttery and siren testing yard upwind of Turnberry.

We occasionally go away for weekends to places like Turnberry and it crops up as an option every once in a while until we remember who owns it then it's LOL nope.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Мастер » Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:09 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:His golf courses here continue to lose money.


Maybe he can persuade Fama and Thaler to give a visit.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lianachan » Thu Oct 12, 2017 1:32 pm

Jesus H. Fuck - US withdraws from Unesco.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Oct 12, 2017 1:47 pm

Just when you thought they couldn't get any fucking worse.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:09 pm

In slightly better news, his promised state visit has been postponed/downgraded so if he does come next year there will be no dinner with Betty at Buck House. There will be many, many people in the streets protesting.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Мастер » Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:54 pm

Lianachan wrote:Jesus H. Fuck - US withdraws from Unesco.


Not the first time that happened!
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lianachan » Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:59 pm

Yeah, they've only been back in for 15 years or so. Fuck them, I say, the burger eating war monkeys.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:59 pm

Lianachan wrote:Jesus H. Fuck - US withdraws from Unesco.


From the article (emphasis mine):
In 2011 the US cut much of its funding to the agency in protest at its decision to grant full membership to the Palestinians.

That can't be right - Barack Hussein Obama was an Israel-hating Muslim (putting extra emphasis on Hussein proves it)! Fake news!
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:22 pm

[old Scots joke] Aye, he's a keen yin![/old Scots joke]
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lance » Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:25 pm

Lianachan wrote:burger eating war monkeys.

Us? Americans?

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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lianachan » Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:44 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:[old Scots joke] Aye, he's a keen yin![/old Scots joke]


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Lianachan wrote:burger eating war monkeys.

Us? Americans?

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Just a riposte to "cheese eating surrender monkeys", used to malign France (who have actually won more wars than anybody else).
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:20 pm

What a maroon.
President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, professional maroon wrote:...and I met with the president of the Virgin Islands...


On the other hand, USVI Deputy Communications Director sounded refreshingly diplomatic:
“I would not want to in any way involve the governor of the Virgin Islands in any national dispute in the media about what the president knows about the relationship between the United States and the U.S. Virgin Islands,” Sam Topp, deputy communications director for Governor Mapp, tells Newsweek.

"It doesn't serve our purpose to participate in the national hoopla over whether Donald Trump is making competent comments or not. Just look at the documents that govern the relationship [between the United States and the U.S. Virgin Islands], and you can determine how relevant or irrelevant, or advised or ill-advised, his comments were. There’s no president of the United States other than the president of the United States," Topp adds.


From Newsweek
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Lance » Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:06 pm

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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:03 am

There is supposed to be at least one arrest today, and it is heading for door kicking o'clock . . .
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Oct 30, 2017 2:02 pm

And domino number one is (drum rollllllll) Paul Manafort! A man so brazen he didn't even try to hide what he was doing.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Oct 30, 2017 2:42 pm

OK, I'm not a criminal lawyer and I'm in a different jurisdiction but Manafort is fucked. They must have all the info on the many, many transfers of funds mentioned and Manafort has lied repeatedly to the IRS so they are Caponeing him. Either he turns and tells them what they want to know or he'll lose everything as his assets are seized.

Buried among all the treason and money laundering is a smallish mortgage fraud which seems petty but the indictment mentions one of his daughters and son-in-law knew about it and I strongly suspect that is simply there as a threat. Tell us what we want to know or your daughter's door goes in and she wins a perp walk.

I strongly suspect there is a second set of non-federal charges since Presidential pardons don't cover anything at a lower level.

Next up will be Flynn, if it isn't he has turned already.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Oct 30, 2017 4:37 pm

Ooh they already have turned someone, George Papadopoulos, but kept his arrest quite until today. Trump denies knowing him but is on record as appointing him to an advisory post.

Is this Indictmas or Arrestivus?
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Oct 30, 2017 5:17 pm

Yeah, it's only been about three months or so since they raided Manafort's house. That's freaking light speed in the realm of the American legal system. He's hosed, for sure.

I have to admit that I'm sort of excited for that Flynn shoe to drop, but I think Kushner is next.
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Re: President Donald J. Trump

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:18 pm

Yeah, that will be an awkward Thanksgiving when Trump denies ever having met him and Huckabee Sanders says he has never set foot in the White House.
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