Illuminati-R-Us

Well, the plan is to be in London as little as possible. I'm sure once he's in front of a microphone, wherever it is, he'll proudly spew as much mouth diarrhea that he can.

I'd love to see this go #1. The irony is it was written for dubya, but Trump makes him look brilliant in comparison.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/10/entertai ... index.html

Amen.

Putin met Trump today - here's some footage of that historic occasion.

Yeah, no shit. <<smh>>

It couldn't have been clearer. He came here, said Theresa May wouldn't listen to him and Boris Johnson would make a great Prime Minister, then went on to Helsinki, said what a great guy Putin was and how he (Putin) had said very clearly that he hadn't interfered in the US elections and how the US-Russian relationship had been restored. But then Putin wouldn't tolerate 200,000 odd marching through Moscow expressing disapproval of one of his guests - and we kind of knew that's how Trump likes it. (Remember the "don't you just want to punch him in the face"?) Still, take heart: the mid-terms are only a few months away now and Trump's re-election campaign starts barely a year after that.

I've been hearing that Meat Loaf misspoke, and meant to say that he'd do anything for love INCLUDING that.

Turns out Nina Simone does in fact have a home, shoes and money.

Richard Marx tweeted this;

I misspoke. I meant to say I “wouldn’t” be right here waiting for you.

Mick Jagger misspoke, he can get satisfaction.

Sorry, what I meant to say is that I wouldn't walk 500 miles.

Ich bin nicht ein Berliner: JFK

*Awaits correction of grammar*

Four score and seven years ago our fathers did not bring forth on this continent.....

Do not give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free . . .

My main concern with all of this is that it might mean Whitney Houston didn't always love me.

Excellent!

Brexit does not mean Brexit.

Indeed - we shouldn't have known better.

Heid the Ba wrote:Ich bin nicht ein Berliner: JFK

*Awaits correction of grammar*

It's gramatically correct, but 'Ich bin kein Berliner'(I am no Berliner vs. I am not a Berliner) would have been the more natural way to put it.


"I did totally have sex with that woman"

"Snow as well as rain anf heat, and absolutly gloom of night all stay these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"

As Titanic sailed into New York, she meant to sing "My Heart Will Not Go On".

I misspoke. I meant there was no collision.

Be sure to do a google search today for 'idiot' and click on the images tab.

"fucking moron" didn't disappoint.

Oh well done!