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Postby Enzo » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:43 am

At the local airport, there was a prop plane running in the gate area. A woman was standing in front of it, and then she backed into the spinning propeller blade.

Disaster...









I'll be here all week...
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Re: Disaster

Postby wring » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:43 pm

sigh.



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Re: Disaster

Postby Arneb » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:29 pm

Shit. I don't get the joke.
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Re: Disaster

Postby Lance » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:30 pm

Arneb wrote:Shit. I don't get the joke.

Dis-assed-her.
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Re: Disaster

Postby Arneb » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:34 pm

Ah thanks. That really hurt.
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Re: Disaster

Postby wring » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:18 pm

Arneb wrote:Ah thanks. That really hurt.

not as much as it did her, though.
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Re: Disaster

Postby Enzo » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:24 am

You have to keep up, or you will...

fall behind.
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Re: Disaster

Postby Мастер » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:03 am

Arneb wrote:Shit. I don't get the joke.


Lucky you!
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Re: Disaster

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:04 pm

Disengluteausmaximusenung would be my guess for the compound German word for it. Though I no doubt have the tense wrong.
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Re: Disaster

Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:25 pm

A bottomy? Or perhaps a bottomomy.
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Re: Disaster

Postby Lianachan » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:28 pm

MM_Dandy wrote:A bottomy? Or perhaps a bottomomy.


I believe the correct medical term is "arsectomy".
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Re: Disaster

Postby Lance » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:32 pm

I think it's a Full Dorsal Buttotomy. Doc?
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Re: Disaster

Postby Enzo » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:10 pm

Glute free.


There has to be some angle on passing wind.
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Re: Disaster

Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:34 pm

Fanny (American slang) un-pack(ed).

Wind farmed her ass? eh...

Flying the seat of her pants? better...

It's a long way to de-derriere-é? ok, ok. I'll be leaving now.
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Re: Disaster

Postby Arneb » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:19 pm

I think we should all take a step backward here and blow a good one as long as we still can.
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