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Disaster

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:43 am
by Enzo
At the local airport, there was a prop plane running in the gate area. A woman was standing in front of it, and then she backed into the spinning propeller blade.

Disaster...









I'll be here all week...

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:43 pm
by wring
sigh.



Yes, sadly, yes he will.

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:29 pm
by Arneb
Shit. I don't get the joke.

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:30 pm
by Lance
Arneb wrote:Shit. I don't get the joke.

Dis-assed-her.

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:34 pm
by Arneb
Ah thanks. That really hurt.

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:18 pm
by wring
Arneb wrote:Ah thanks. That really hurt.

not as much as it did her, though.

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:24 am
by Enzo
You have to keep up, or you will...

fall behind.

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:03 am
by Мастер
Arneb wrote:Shit. I don't get the joke.


Lucky you!

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:04 pm
by Heid the Ba
Disengluteausmaximusenung would be my guess for the compound German word for it. Though I no doubt have the tense wrong.

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:25 pm
by MM_Dandy
A bottomy? Or perhaps a bottomomy.

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:28 pm
by Lianachan
MM_Dandy wrote:A bottomy? Or perhaps a bottomomy.


I believe the correct medical term is "arsectomy".

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:32 pm
by Lance
I think it's a Full Dorsal Buttotomy. Doc?

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:10 pm
by Enzo
Glute free.


There has to be some angle on passing wind.

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:34 pm
by MM_Dandy
Fanny (American slang) un-pack(ed).

Wind farmed her ass? eh...

Flying the seat of her pants? better...

It's a long way to de-derriere-é? ok, ok. I'll be leaving now.

Re: Disaster

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:19 pm
by Arneb
I think we should all take a step backward here and blow a good one as long as we still can.