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Sex News from Germany

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:40 pm
by Lianachan
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This keeps getting funnier the further into it you read.

Spoiler:
Also, sadly it’s not a true story

Re: Sex News from Germany

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:30 pm
by Enzo
Traute, like the fish?

Maus, like the little rodent?

Re: Sex News from Germany

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:34 am
by Lance
I'll try! For free even.

Re: Sex News from Germany

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:56 am
by Enzo
If I bring one home, the wife insists I have to feed and clean up after them, and she really never lets me.

Re: Sex News from Germany

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:17 pm
by Lance
We saw one a while back somewhere. She was very tall and leggy, long blonde hair and an emerald green dress, very, VERY slender. She was slender to the point of almost appearing fragile but not so much as to look sickly. I asked Cyndi "can I play with that?" and she replied "so long as you don't break it."

Re: Sex News from Germany

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:05 pm
by Enzo
My wife just says, "No."