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Mixed blessing

Postby Enzo » Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:09 am

So I am part of a mixed race family, my brother in law is black. We all get along fine.

But I know of one family of mixed race that has trouble. Y'see, the man's father was black and his mom Japanese, and every December 7th, he attacks Pearl Bailey.



Thank you, thank you, I'll be back next year. Try the veal.
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Re: Mixed blessing

Postby Мастер » Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:14 am

That’s right, 77 years since the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour.
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Re: Mixed blessing

Postby Lance » Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:46 am

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Re: Mixed blessing

Postby Arneb » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:24 pm

Oops, he did it again.

I wasn't aware we bombed Pearl Harbour. Now I'm always for assuming guilt and say we did it, but wasn't it the Chinese in that case? The Chinese, you know, what with their unfair trade practices and all? Or maybe the Koreans? They have slanty iyes and make cell phones, too.
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Re: Mixed blessing

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:07 pm

Get it up ye.
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Re: Mixed blessing

Postby wring » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:44 pm

aaaand, he insisted on joining me this morning at the 'morning coffee' in the community room so he could tell his joke in person. which he did. twice.

I can never go to morning coffee again.
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Re: Mixed blessing

Postby Enzo » Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:39 pm

Neighbor Jim remembered the joke from last year. "Oh yeah, something about Pearl Bailey."

neighbor Kay still doesn't get the Bailey part.
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