You know you've had a bad day when...
by KLA2 » Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:45 pm
... with Jimmy Hoffa in the trunk.
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by Squee » Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:10 am
when your boyfriend leaves for college 2 1/2 hours away...
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by teri tait » Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:12 am
When your cat gaks up a hairball on your pillow during the night.
In my hands I hold a candle whose flame is small to see, And if I give but one light to you my life is filled for me.
But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
By Faye
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But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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by troubleagain » Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:32 pm
you end up yelling at someone you love.
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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by KLA2 » Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:39 pm
You listen to a country & western song, and realize it tells your life story.
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by Squee » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:21 am
KLA2 wrote:You listen to a country & western song, and realize it tells your life story.
oouuuccchhh...
>_<
...when you can't find what you're looking for
"Damn, hell makes a good bagel."
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by teri tait » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:05 am
The Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses, Krishnas, Davidians, Moonies, and Methodists all knock on your door, in an attempt to reap your soul for God/Budda/The Lord/Oneness.
In my hands I hold a candle whose flame is small to see, And if I give but one light to you my life is filled for me.
But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
By Faye
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But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
By Faye
Nikola Tesla =
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by KLA2 » Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:40 pm
^ They agree to divide it up between them.
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by KLA2 » Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:04 pm
You try to start a round of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall", and find you only have one bottle ...
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by Dragon Star » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:58 pm
^Then none.
...when you have to think about that 18hr drive you have ahead of you.
...when you have to think about that 18hr drive you have ahead of you.
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by Squee » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:05 am
^18 hours? going where?
...when there are 2 car accidents and a suicide in your town all in one weekend...
...when there are 2 car accidents and a suicide in your town all in one weekend...
"Damn, hell makes a good bagel."
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by Dragon Star » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:20 pm
...when members of the forum don't read your threads...
(I'm going to Houston.)
(I'm going to Houston.)
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by pmcolt » Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:27 pm
...when you know members of the forum don't read your threads, and you have to travel to Houston. Plus the IRU custodian hasn't been seen in quite awhile.
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by Dragon Star » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:46 pm
...when you start your day off throwing up and feeling the effects all day long.
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by KLA2 » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:30 pm
You appreciate a (rumoured) saying of the RAF in WW1
"Wake up, throw up, start up"
(sorry, no source cited ...)
"Wake up, throw up, start up"
(sorry, no source cited ...)
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by teri tait » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:47 am
You get the song, "Chocolate Rain" stuck in your head all day
In my hands I hold a candle whose flame is small to see, And if I give but one light to you my life is filled for me.
But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
By Faye
Nikola Tesla =
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by KLA2 » Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:38 pm
All three ghosts bill you for consulting fees. (The Dickens! :wink: )
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by troubleagain » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:05 pm
The time-frame from noon to 3pm takes approximately 16 hours. 
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by KLA2 » Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:10 am
Someone dumps a load of gravel on you. :wink: Ouch! 
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by Lance » Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:56 pm
You're on vacation in South Dakota and have the opportunity to take this photo:
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by Squee » Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:24 pm
Lance wrote:You're on vacation in South Dakota and have the opportunity to take this photo:
That would be a GOOD day for me. =]
...when you have to sleep on the floor...
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by Lance » Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Squee wrote:That would be a GOOD day for me. =]
Yeah, it was... It's not very often that Cyndi and I get to drive along the Forrest Service and logging roads in the mountains and stumble on an active gold mine. It was pretty cool.
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by KLA2 » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:28 pm
... you stumble into a gold mine.
Sheesh. my luck, it would be ... stumble into a cess pool.
"And I went in all the way to my ankles."
"Well, that's not so bad"
'It is when you go in head first"
Sheesh. my luck, it would be ... stumble into a cess pool.
"And I went in all the way to my ankles."
"Well, that's not so bad"
'It is when you go in head first"
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by troubleagain » Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:40 pm
...when something you've been looking forward to gets cancelled, or at least severely postponed.
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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